tally hall incorrect quotes

hi 2 electric boogaloo

note: to keep this going i have gotten some nonconsensual help from other incorrect quote books & from the snapcube real-time fandubs. anyone can take quotes from this & use them in their own quote books if they would like. i do not care

joe: honestly, i'm not messing with any more redboxes. last time i did, it spit a bunch of quarters at me.
ross: wait- you don't put quarters in there! what were you-
ross: joe, were you putting your quarters in the card reader??

joe: *walking in to a room* sorry i'm late... i was... doing things.
*sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*
rob: *out of breath* HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN' STAIRS.

zubin: my whole good mood is ruined. i hope you're happy with yourself.
bora: i am happy with myself! i have a positive mental attitude [:
zubin:
zubin: god, i wish that were me

joe: change is inedible.
andrew: don't you mean inevitable?
joe, spitting out coins: no, i did not.

rob, reading a recipe: "beat three eggs"
bora: ...at what? hand to hand combat?
rob: must be. andrew banned swords in the kitchen, remember?

ross: joe and i were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us
rob: *sighing* what did joe do?
ross: he chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...
joe: who wants a steering wheel?

rob: i'm not getting into any more stupid debates with you
joe: earth isn't a planet
rob: how the fuck is earth not a planet???

andrew: do you think different paints have different tastes?
joe: they do.
ross: ...why did you say that with such certainty?

joe: it's been a tough year
ross: it's the first week of february
joe: your point?

zubin: yo dumbass, get over here.
rob: okay
andrew: *gleefully runs past* i'm coming!
rob, sadly: i thought...i was dumbass...

joe: do you think lava would taste spicy?
rob: joe please don't eat lava
bora: eat it & let us know
ross: it's made out of molten rock, it probably tastes bland & dusty
joe: thank you so much bora, you understand me

andrew: zubin, we're hungry!
joe: zubin! what's for dinner?
rob: we're hungry, zubin!
zubin, frying a bottle of ketchup over the stove: *screams*

ross: people who sleep with their phone on silent or DND really don't care about anybody
zubin: if you decide to have a problem after midnight that's between you & god
joe: how do you set your phone to dungeons & dragons??

andrew: you are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos.
bora: that's the most hopeful thing i've ever heard.
ross: but what if i die tomorrow and never eat any nachos?
rob: then tomorrow is nacho lucky day.

joe: when crows remember people who wronged them & hold grudges it's "intelligent" & "really cool" but when i do it i'm "petty" & "need to move on"

bora: hey joe, rob just broke my seashell lamp.
joe: neat. i'm gonna die alone.
bora: okay, you win.