tally hall incorrect quotes

the end is nigh

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rob: you can't do this. stop dying immediately. i forbid it.
zubin, dying: DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO

rob: i made this hamburger helper with no milk... shit taste like cargo pants.
ross: why do you know what cargo pants taste like??
rob: i be in situations

zubin: whoever can make ross fall asleep first will win 100 dollars.
andrew, holding a frying pan: where is he

ross: hey joe, do you think someone can overdose on vitamin d?
joe: well, isn't that how icarus died?
rob from the next room over: ICARLY DIED??

bora, holding a bowl of popcorn: you know, sometimes when i get bored, i break something of rob's & tell him zubin did it.
ross: why would that make you less bored?
rob, from across the house: I'M GOING TO BREAK YOUR LEGS ZUBIN
bora: great, the show's about to start!

joe: hey andrew?
andrew: yeah?
joe: can someone breathe inside a washing machine while it's on?
andrew:
andrew: where's ross?

rob: i'm so disappointed in all of you. i'm at a loss for words.
bora, narrating: despite being at a loss for words, rob continued to yell at us for the next two & a half hours.

ross: what are your pronouns?
joe: me?
joe: i'm very pro-noun.
joe: nouns are very important.

ross to everyone else: pick your battles. pick... pick fewer battles than that. put some back. that's too many.

rob: hey, bora, what do you know about atoms?
bora: very little.
rob: besides that.

andrew, standing over the coffin at zubin's funeral: i can't believe i have to say goodbye... i need a moment on my own, guys...
everyone else: okay, take as long as you need.
everyone else: *leaves*
andrew: *looks around*
andrew: the coast is clear
zubin: *opens one eye*
zubin: this is our best prank yet

andrew: can you keep a secret?
joe: do you know anything about my life?
andrew: no. good point.

rob: i think we're missing something.
joe: teamwork?
andrew: cohesion?
zubin: a general sense of what we're doing?

zubin trying to be cool: i feel no emotions.
joe: you cried during bambi.
ross: & the lion king.
andrew: & moana.
zubin: ...okay, how about we all shut up

zubin trying to be cool: i feel no emotions.
joe: you cried during bambi.
ross: & the lion king.
andrew: & moana.
zubin: ...okay, how about we all shut up

zubin trying to be cool: i feel no emotions.
joe: you cried during bambi.
ross: & the lion king.
andrew: & moana.
zubin: ...okay, how about we all shut up

ross, mockingly: "ooooh! look at ME! i can BREATHE!" big deal! so can i!

andrew: did you have to stab him?
joe: you weren't there. you didn't hear what rob said to me.
andrew: what did he say?
joe: "what are you going to do? stab me?"
andrew: okay, fair enough.

andrew: i hope you have learned a lesson here today.
zubin: yes, i have.
zubin: that shooting things is fun, & useful!-
andrew: no.