tally hall incorrect quotes

i am so bored...

zubin: i didn't even realize how sarcastic i was being. it's starting to become a problem, i think.

rob: why shouldn't you put a toaster in a bathtub full of water?
bora: because your toast would get soggy!

police officer: you have the right to remain silent.
bora: i choose to waive that right!
bora: *screaming*

joe: hello, mcdonald's, i would like to purchase 130 chicken nuggets. prepare yourselves.

rob: hey, can i get a sip of that water?
zubin: it's not water.
rob: vodka! i like your sty-
zubin: it's vinegar.
rob: ...what?
zubin: it's vinegar, PUSSY.

andrew: jail is no fun. i'll tell you that much.
zubin: oh, you've been?
andrew: once. in monopoly.

zubin: ducks are better than rabbits.
joe: what? rabbits are adorable. have you ever been in a fight with a duck? ducks are jerks.
bora: duck is delicious! rabbit is all gamey.
joe: we're not talking about flavour, bora!
bora: flavour counts!
joe: who carries around a duck's foot for good luck? anyone?
rob: you wrap yourself in a comforter stuffed with rabbit hair. i'll wrap myself in a comforter stuffed with duck feathers! who's cozier?
joe: okay, but-
rob: NO, NO, NO, NO. WHO'S COZIER?
bora: then why don't we take a rabbit, a duck, stick 'em in a cardboard box and let them fight it out!
joe: BECAUSE IT'S ILLEGAL, BORA!
bora: ONLY IF WE BET ON IT, JOE!
zubin: i- jesus-

andrew: *running towards zubin with open arms*
zubin: *moves out of the way*
andrew: hey, why'd you move?!
zubin: i thought you were going to attack me.
andrew: i was going to hug you!
zubin: why would you hug me?
andrew: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU!?

rob: so i can either do something dumb that could very well get me injured or i can listen to zubin and not do the thing,
rob: well there's a clear right answer here.
rob: *proceeds to throw five packs of mentos into a barrel full of diet coke*

rob: you're a lying piece of shit!
zubin: oh yeah? you're the idiot that thinks you can get away with everything you do, WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!
ross: i'm leaving and i'm taking bora with me!
andrew, gathering cards: aaaaand that's enough monopoly for today.

joe, looking at a dead phone: how do we bring this thing back to life? magic? live sacrifice? i know a guy in town-

joe: i have no respect for santa. don't sneak in through the chimney and undermine my authority by bringing my family presents. walk in through the front door and fight me like a man.

ross: could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective?
bora: *crouches down*
zubin: *kneels down*
rob: *sits on the floor*
ross:
ross: i hate all of you.

rob: what the fuck.
rob: ESPN is showing 2003 national jump rope championship.
rob: who the hell watches jump rope competiti- ooh bouncy.

rob: you are, of course, wondering why it is i have brought you here tonight.
andrew: actually, rob, after all these years, i just sort of go with it.