tally hall incorrect quotes

i asked my sister for a name & she said "up your butt" so that's the title ig

hey everyone!! just got done with the only activity i had for the summer so now i can do whatever!! anyway somehow this is almost at 2K views?!?! woah. i guess i will have to make an extra long one for that milestone!! in the meantime enjoy this (:

rob: *sharpening knife* we have ways of making people talk.
rob: *cuts piece of cake*
joe: ...can i have some?
rob: cake is for talkers.

ross: so what's the circle?
zubin: basically, we all stand in a circle behind the building right before the show & say motivating things.
rob: it's like our ritual.
andrew: we even cried once.
joe: yeah, that night was very sad.
bora: not for me. i laughed!

bora: wait. where's joe? he loves dungeons & dragons.
ross: i thought you invited him.
bora: uh, i thought andrew invited him.
andrew: i thought casey invited him.
casey: i never invite him.

joe, talking to bora: -it's okay, it builds up your tolerance
ross: i don't think i want to know the context of that conversation

rob: wow, joe, are you secretly cool?
joe: well, poker is just math, so i guess it depends on if you consider the mathematician carl friedrich gauss cool.
rob: i do not.

rob: darn it! the power went out.
ross: don't worry, i got this.
ross: *shakes rapidly & starts to light up*
rob: what????
ross: i swallowed a glowstick!
rob: why???????????

rob: how are we supposed to put a tracker the size of a penny on joe without him noticing?
ross: hey, joe. i bet you 5 bucks you can't swallow this penny.
joe: *takes & swallows tracker* pay up, loser.
rob:

andrew: remember when you told us not to burn down the kitchen?
rob: you burned down the kitchen?!?
zubin: actually, we put out the fire almost immediately. this is a success story!

*in a car on the edge of a cliff*
rob: oh my god, joe, drive backwards!
joe: really, rob? i thought i might drive forwards into the river! i thought that might be a fun thing to do!

rob: describe yourself in one word.
joe: indescribable.

andrew: is that my mug you're drinking out of?
joe: no, it's mine.
andrew: it looks just like the one i have.
joe: you don't have a mug like this anymore.

zubin: look what i found!
ross: i found it.
zubin: look what i took credit for finding!

zubin, on the top bunk: guys there's a monster under my bed & it's really ugly ):
rob, on the bottom bunk: fuck you

rob: help!! i've lost my guitar ):
zubin, staring at the guitar on his back: i'll help you find it for 20 dollars

bora: i love the term partners. are we dating? are we robbing a bank? are we the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies & are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit? we may never know.

rob: any last words, joe?
joe: may thy fat head be set upon by sea spiders & torn asunder, leaving only thine eyes to witness the humiliation!
bora, watching from afar: ooh, pretty good last words...

joe: british people could see the devil himself & they'd be like hmmph old bloke innit

andrew to zubin: if you don't do well tonight, rob's gonna gut you like a fish.
andrew: it'll be fun to watch!