tally hall incorrect quotes

finale

if you haven't been living under a rock you know why this is the finale!! i'm dumping everything i have left here & then leaving it alone. maybe this will entertain someone (some poor unlucky soul unaware of the immoral acts committed...) so. was fun while it lasted. goodbye

joe: you were shot. do you remember anything?
zubin: only the ambulance ride to the hospital.
joe: that wasn't an ambulance. ross drove you.
zubin: but i heard a siren!
andrew: that was rob.
rob: look, i panicked, alright?!

rob: i turned out perfectly fine!
zubin: rob, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast.
rob: I DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN!!!! YOU DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN!!!!!!!

andrew, on the phone with zubin: did you preheat the oven like i asked you to?
zubin: you bet.
andrew: to what temperature?
zubin: 535.
andrew: that's the clock.
zubin:
andrew:
zubin: 536.

bora: i trust joe.
ross: you think he knows what he's doing?
bora: oh, i wouldn't go that far.

bora: *screams*
joe: *screams louder to assert dominance*
rob: should we do something?
ross: no, i wanna see who wins this.

rob: this is boring.
zubin: i don't know what you expected. i told you i was just going to the store.
rob: then why did you invite me?
zubin: i didn't. i specifically told you not to come with me & you said "screw you i do what i want"

rob: what do you call a fish with no eye?
joe, not looking up: myxine circifrons.
rob:
rob: fsh

andrew: *spills soup on the floor*
andrew: does the five second rule apply to soup?
joe:
ross:
andrew: hurry up it's been three seconds already

joe: don't go in the living room.
ross: why?
joe: i saw a spider.
ross: why didn't you just get rid of it?
joe: i have two arms. it has eight. i'm outmatched.

andrew: are you mad?
joe: no.
andrew: sooooo sharpening your knives at 3 AM is just a hobby?

andrew: zubin!! help!! i set a lemon on fire!!
zubin: how do you even do that???
andrew: microwave for 40 minutes ):
ross: you microwaved a lemon?? why?????
andrew: well i read boiling a lemon helps cover up bad smells & i was trying to cover up the scent of burnt oranges but i can't find any of the pots.
zubin: did you burn an orange too?? how???
andrew: microwave for 40 minutes ):

zubin: you call yourself my friend, but where were you when my meme only had four likes?
andrew: making four accounts.
zubin, tearing up: really...?

joe: hey, do we have any milk left?
zubin: oh, i drank the last of it.
joe:
zubin:
joe: foolish of you to think you can keep on containing my power. you'll pay dearly for your crimes soon enough.
zubin: who's gonna stop me? you & your calcium deficient bones? the milk police?? god???

zubin: here's a fun christmas idea! we hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to fight whoever's under it!
andrew: zubin. no.
joe & rob: mistlefoe.
andrew: PLEASE stop encouraging him.

zubin: i'll have a vodka, & for him... he'll have a capri sun.
rob: zubes. i'm literally older than you.
rob: i can order my own capri sun.

ross: what's wrong?
zubin: *sighs dramatically*
zubin: my sketchers don't light up anymore.