tally hall incorrect quotes

going crazy

i am currently waiting for my turn in the shower. also this should be coming out on joseph's birthday. so shoutout to him. fun fact one of these quotes was from my chemistry class!! sucks that one of the people i hate was involved in it but oh well

ross: what if people had food names and food had people names?
joe: hey, spaghetti, we're having ross for dinner.
rob: what is wrong with you people?
zubin: shut up, chocolate.

rob: i told joe happy birthday & he hit me with his bag.
andrew: that's just his way of saying hello!

andrew: oh, here's my award for the most rules broken!
rob: that's not an award, it's an angry letter from our boss.
andrew, hanging it on his wall: well, it has the word 'most' in it, so i'm calling it an award!

rob: what's your biggest flaw?
joe: i'm uncooperative.
rob: can you elaborate on that?
joe: no.

zubin: how do you want your coffee?
andrew: black, like my soul.
zubin:
zubin: andrew, your soul is a latte.

ross: are you a morning person?
joe: no
ross: so you're a night person?
joe: i'm not really a person
joe: more like an abstract concept.

rob: hey besties-
zubin: die
rob: what did I do to you-

zubin: i do admit i have a slight tendency to be a bit critical.
rob: slight?
andrew: a bit?
bora: tendency?

andrew: help! i'm drowning!
rob: calm down. we're only in six feet of water!
andrew: NOT ALL OF US ARE TALL!

andrew: what's the gender-neutral term for e-girl & e-boy?
zubin: e-book.
ross: e coli.

rob: fight me!
joe, standing behind him and holding a knife: *mouths* do not.

rob: we could shorten big mood to "bmood" but you all are not ready
joe: bood
rob: oh fuck
rob: it was i who was not ready

rob: why aren't there friend pick up lines? pick up lines to make friends like-
rob, to andrew: hey, that's a cute outfit. you know where it would look better? on nobody else, because you're a beautiful individual.
joe, to zubin: be my friend or i'll set your entire family on fire.
ross: there are two types of people.

andrew: i'm a proud owner of an iq of five (& a half!)
zubin: not for long!
andrew: please it's all i have

rob: so i have made the decision to trust you.
joe: a horrible decision, really.

joe: i got hit by a car today
rob: WHAT
rob: are you okay???
joe: i'm fine but i think i scared the driver by getting up & walking away

rob: don't you have any dignity, zubin?
zubin: uh, no.

ross: you know what really gets my goat?
bora: el chupacabra

rob, to zubin: are you peanuts? because I want to boil you alive.

joe: we're not leaving ross behind.
rob: maybe it's his time to go, what do we know?
andrew: who are we to play god?
ross: i'm literally here you guys

joe: editor's note: what the fuck?