tally hall incorrect quotes

so sad

i am out of candy corn again. whenever i get candy corn i eat it within a day of opening it. i have a problem. i need to buy some more. anyway fun game for you: guess which one of these can technically be considered a "correct" quote in at least some capacity!

andrew: yippee!! i can die happy tomorrow! [:
ross:
ross: tomorrow?

joe: what is the absolute craziest food you can think of?
bora: people
rob: that's called cannibalism & i think someone told me it was illegal
bora: i told you it was crazy

zubin: how did you get those, man?
joe: excellent fucking question!
zubin:
joe:
joe: anyway, time for me to ascend

zubin: [kicks the g off a graveyard sign]
zubin: let's get this party started

rob: we need to talk about your maturity.
zubin, standing on the couch: bold words for a man standing in lava

zubin, about to do a haunted house: okay, so if the guy at the door asks who we are: i'm the leader, andrew is my number two, joe's our combat strength, ross is our intelligence & rob is the canary.
rob: canary?
zubin: we send you in first & if you die, we know the room is dangerous.
rob: gee, thanks...

zubin: sorry for breaking your glasses, rob.
rob: it's okay, i've seen enough.

andrew: guys, we're out of candy.
ross: what? already? there's only been like three kids.
andrew: yeah, i know, but one little girl told me she loved me so i just gave her everything.

joe: don't scold a man for having a hobby.
rob: that's not a hobby. that's a crime.

bora: any kiss could be the kiss of death depending on the severity of the allergies & what your kissing partner has been eating.
joe: or if they have a knife for a tongue.
bora:
joe:
bora: yeah, or if they have a knife for a tongue.

ross: how many swords do you have?
bora: sword of a lot.
rob: blocked.
bora: parried.

zubin: rob has these insanely strong opinions on everything. go on, ask him a thing nobody should have an opinion on.
ross: hey rob, what's the worst possible multiple of four?
rob, scoffing: twelve, obviously.
(note this one is A BLATANT FALSEHOOD. twelve is one of the best because it's divisible by three & numbers divisible by three are the best ones. i have held this opinion since i was a child)

joe: good socks don't need shoes.
zubin: it's the other way around.
joe: ...shoes need don't socks good??

joe: i learned some very valuable lessons from this.
rob: i'm guessing they're all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should have taken away?
joe: death isn't real & i'm basically god.