tally hall incorrect quotes

hello

this time i am listening to gay people music (i/me/myself) (also yes i am making these in advance now)

rob: since when was babysitting the others my -
rob: oh my god that's exactly my job.

future bora: *holds a gun out to bora*
bora: i-i don't believe in guns.
future bora: well, trust me, they're very real. now take it.

joe: .. .——. — / ... —- .-. .-. -.— (translation: I'M SORRY)
rob: what the heck was that?
joe: remorse code.
rob: ...i'm even angrier now.

ross: i think i did fairly well on my anatomy quiz! :)
joe: i forgot i was doing a test.
ross: joe.
joe: i said the vertebrae was the back stick because i thought it was funny....
andrew: joe.

rob: joe would throw himself in front of a train for us!
zubin: joe would throw himself in front of a train for fun.

rob: what if mayonnaise came in cans?
joe: well, that would suck because you can't microwave metal.
zubin: good morning to everyone except these two people.

joe: sorry i'm late.
rob: what happened?
joe: nothing. i just really didn't want to come.

joe: if i die, you can have what little i own.
zubin: wait. what do you mean "if" you die?
joe: my unending existence is fuelled by pure spite, that of which the painful experiences of life have rendered me full.
zubin:
zubin: *sighs* let me call your therapist again.

bora: give a man a fire & he'll be warm for a day.
joe: set a man on fire & he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
rob: that's not how-
ross: technically he's right.
rob: don't encourage him!!

zubin: my life isn't as glamourous as my wanted poster makes it look.

andrew: i made tea!
joe: i don't want tea.
andrew: i didn't make you tea. this is my tea.
joe: then why did you tell me?
andrew: it's a conversation starter.
joe: it's a horrible conversation starter.
andrew: oh, is it? we're conversing. checkmate.

rob: knock, knock.
andrew: who's there?
rob: boo!
andrew: boo who?
rob: why are you crying?
andrew: i'm not crying.
rob: hello notcrying, i'm rob.

rob: i sort of did something & i need some advice but i don't want a lot of criticism.
zubin: & you came to me?

rob: what's your biggest fear?
zubin: that i'll never be good enough for anyone.
ross: everyone hates me and talks about me behind my back.
bora: zombies.
zubin: ...
ross: ...
bora: BUT they can open doors.

zubin: *answers phone* hello?
joe: it's joe
zubin: what did he do this time?
joe: no, it's actually me
zubin: ...what did you do this time?

joe: i intend to stay pissed at you forever.
joe: even if i seem helpful.
zubin: then you're in luck.
zubin: because you don't.

rob: i think you're still experiencing the effects of your party last night
joe: all i drank was red bull!
rob: how many?
joe: ...eighteen

joe: alright rob, we tried it your way.
rob: no we didn't!
zubin: i tried it in my head & it didn't work.