tally hall incorrect quotes

hey tally hall ryan here. i am inside your mailbox

my quotes are running lower than ever before. we are in dire times

rob: oh god, zubin, are you okay? are you alive? knock once if you're alive, & knock twice if you're dead!
zubin:
zubin: *knocks twice*
rob: oh, god! he's dead!

zubin: c'mon, rob, you're working us to the bone here!
rob: no, i'm not (:
zubin: ...no, you're not

ross: why are zubin & rob sitting with their backs to each other?
andrew: they had a fight.
ross: then why are they holding hands?
andrew: they get sad when they fight.

rob: i'm an adult! i consent!
rob:
rob, horrified: i'm an adult.

joe: if i die, i want to be buried, but not in a casket. i want my dead body to nourish the soil & at least be useful in my death.
zubin: be useful in your life first.
joe: nah, it's far too late for that.
rob: can we go back to when he said "IF i die"???

joe: what's for dinner?
zubin: tonight i'm serving LOOKS.
andrew, crying: we haven't eaten for THREE DAYS.

andrew: *taps table*
joe: *taps table back*
rob: what the hell are they doing?
ross: morse code.
andrew: *taps table aggressively*
joe, standing up from his seat: YOU BITCH! YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

(in a haunted house)
zubin: are you scared?
ross: no
zubin: it's okay i gotchu
zubin: *stomps light-up sneakers*

andrew: what do you think joe will do for a distraction?
rob: he'll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock or something. that's what i would do.
*building explodes & several car alarms go off*
rob: ...or he could do that.

joe: *looking out a window & zoning out*
andrew: do you think he's depressed?
ross: maybe he's thinking about life
andrew: what if he's sad?
ross: maybe he's planning on what to do tomorrow
andrew: he just seems a little distant..
joe, quietly: *humming wii music*

zubin: go to hell.
joe, tearing up: i wish i could...

joe: bora, truth or dare?
bora: truth!
joe, suddenly serious: was the moon landing of 1969 faked?
bora: w-what?
joe: answer the question, bora.

ryan: well, aren't you all a ragtag group of adventurers with unclear goals & good hearts! oh, let me guess - you're out to save the world?
joe: well, actually, that sounds like a pretty fair assessment.
andrew: more or less, i guess.
zubin: that sounds awesome! let's do that!
ross: i'm new here, but i am open to the concept.
rob: i thought that's what we were doing, guys, come on!

"i can't read italics"
ross: what does that say?
rob: i can't read italics
ross: well yeah, me neither, that's why i asked.

zubin: my best friend must be of the most logical mind &-
andrew: *trips over a plant & apologizes*
zubin: i want that one.

rob: you should stop using plastic straws.
andrew: i know!! it's bad for the turtles...
rob: ...no, it's just a weird way to eat spaghetti

ross: do you think that when butterflies are in love they feel humans in their stomachs?
rob: dude what the fuck