tally hall incorrect quotes

i hate this godforsaken hellsite. you know who you are

procrastination my DEARLY beloved

joe: i'm an idiot.
rob:
andrew:
zubin:
ross:
joe:
rob: if you're waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.

ross: you really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
joe: several traffic violations.
andrew: three counts of resisting arrest.
zubin: roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
bora: also, that's not our car.

zubin: nothing in life is free. 
andrew: love is free! 
bora: adventure is free. 
ross: knowledge is free. 
joe: everything is free if you take it without paying.

andrew: bye zubin! bye rob! bye joe! bye ross! bye zubin!
rob: you said 'bye zubin' twice.
andrew: i like zubin.

andrew: just be yourself.
rob: 'be myself'? andrew, i have one day to win bora over. how long did it take before you guys started liking me?
ross: couple weeks.
joe: six months.
zubin: jury's still out.
rob: see, andrew?
rob: 'be myself'. what kind of garbage advice is that?

'can i copy the homework?' 
andrew: i can help you with it! 
ross: yeah, sure. 
bora: bold of you to assume i did the homework. 
zubin: lol nope. 
rob: wait, we had homework?!?!?! 
joe: *read 5:55pm*

zubin: *posts a super low-quality image to the group chat* 
rob: if i had a dollar for every pixel in this image, i'd have 15 cents 
zubin: if i had a dollar for every ounce of rage i felt in my body after i read this text, i would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you 
ross: actually i did the math, rob would have $225, not $0.15. 
rob: fam i'm right here.... 
andrew: if i had a dollar i would buy a can of soda :) 
zubin: while you're there could you buy me an apply juice please? 
andrew: sorry i only have a dollar 
zubin: :( 
ross: hey i just realized my friend is right, rob would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent 
andrew: if i had $22,500 i would buy a can of soda and an apply juice 
ross: you can buy anything you want with $22,500 
bora: yeah and he wants soda and apply juice 
ross: apply juice to what 
joe: directly to the forehead 
rob: great chat everyone

joe: bora... how do i begin to explain bora? 
rob: bora is flawless. 
ross: i hear his hair's insured for $10,000. 
andrew: i hear he does car commercials... in japan. 
zubin: one time he punched me in the face... it was awesome.

joe: i'd like to offer you moral support, but i have questionable morals.

shapeshifter: *transforms to look like rob*
rob: okay, are you like BLIND? you look nothing like me. first off, i'm way taller. secondly, i DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and i've been told i'm a constant 10.

joe: oh, fiddlesticks.
rob: look, i understand this is a tense situation, but let's watch the fucking language.