ADA - Attention Deficient Assholes
Kyouka: Atsushi give me my account back.
Kenji: Yeah Atsushi stop being a worm >:(
Atsushi: why am i getting blamed for something roblox did.
Dazai: you should know that children are the spawns of the devil and will blame you for everything
Kyouka: I'm going to stuff fleas in your pyjamas if you don't contact them and give me my account back.
Kunikida: That's not very polite Kyoka! Why can't you do it yourself?
Kenji: She's under 18 :(
Atsushi: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DO THAT WHEN I DONT KNOW WHAT YOU DID
Kyouka: I won't tell you.
Atsushi: THEN I CANT HELP YOU????
Ranpo: she told me to pour gasoline on myself and light a match
Ranpo: so i reported her rightfully
Ranpo: now she won't stop staring at me through the window
Yosano: dude you're 26.
Naomi: at your ancient age...
Ranpo: WHY AM I GETTING HATE FOR THIS
Tanizaki: it is pretty pathetic to pick on a 14 year old...
Ranpo: SHE TOLD ME TO KILL MYSELF
Dazai: take it as a compliment!
Haruno: DAZAI
Fukuzawa: Hi all, I'm doing something drastic and I want to hear no complaints.
Kunikida: Yes Sir!
Fukuzawa added 8 new contacts
Fukuzawa renamed the chat " for the love of god play nice"
Mori: Hey assholes
Fukuzawa: Fucks sake.
Dazai: nope nope nope nope nope nope nope open nope me meike meike wnoelemenoekm
Chuuya: you are KISSING ME
Chuuya: KIDDING*
Dazai: are we now? ;)
Chuuya: fuck OFF
Kenji: bad words!!!!!!!
Kouyou: oh god another child
Elise: I don't play well with other kids.
Kyouka: I will stab you.
Kenji: With Kindness!!!
Elise: Fuck off cow boy
Atsushi: okay let's not fight now kids
Akutagawa: I will kill you
Atsushi: i did NOTHING
Tachihara: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
Higuchi: Akutagawa beat his ass!!
Kunikida: Everybody stop!! This is all highly inappropriate!!
Chuuya: i need a drink
Dazai: lightweight
Chuuya: DO YOU WANT TO FUCKING FIGHT BECAUSE I WILL BEAT YOUR ASS OSAMU
Ranpo: oh shit he used the first name
Yosano: KISS KISS KISS KISS
Naomi: KISS KISS KISS KISS
Gin: KISS KISS KISS KISS
Dazai: i feel peer pressured
Hirotsu: It's not peer pressure if you want to do it
Fukuzawa: I regret everything I am so sorry Kunikida.
Mori: Don't be silly this is so funny bae
Dazai: disgusting disgusting disgusting bleh
Chuuya: are you a fucking child
Haruno: Kiss
Kouyou: I am actually going kill someone
Tachihara: you're just in a silly goofy mood
Kouyou: You're first
Yosano: listen here you hot piece of shit
Kunikida: Guys let's not flirt.
Dazai: no because i WILL kill myself
Chuuya: JUST DO IT ALREADY
Kyouka: Atsushi have you got my Roblox account back?
Atsushi: ... no
Elise: Mori can get it back for you!! He can threaten the HQ!!
Mori: Elise I told you not to use my power for the greater good
Elise: I want to play Roblox with Kyoka
Mori: Okay darling
Dazai: EUGH EUGH EUGH
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Fanfiction❝God you have failed me once again❞ ••• where fukuzawa makes a mistake and creates a groupchat between groups. available on AO3 ••• highest rankings: #1 in soukoku - 01/03/23 #1 in skk - 06/03/23 #1 in fyolai - 06/03/23 #1 in bsd - 14/03/23 #1 in ss...