for the love of god play nice
Fyodor: pepsi or coke
Nikolai: cock
Sigma: For gods sake
Dazai: if you say anything other than pepsi you're wrong
Chuuya: coke
Dazai: wrong
Chuuya: listen here you little shit
Atsushi: it's the olive theory all over again
Kyouka: Yuck olives
Kenji: I love olives! Especially home grown
Atsushi: case in point
Kunikida: I prefer Dr Pepper zero
Tachihara: i don't know if we can be together anymore
Higuchi: How did your date go?
Sigma: We went to an uptown restaurant and Tachihara sneezed into the pasta bowl
Tachihara: i got a nose bleed from sigma in a suit
Kunikida: I agree, I too felt unholy when looking at Sigma in a suit
Nikolai: DIDN'T I TELL YOU THAT SUIT WOULD GET YOU LAID
Sigma: Dear god, today I have sinned
Kyoka: Where did Atsushi go on his first date?
Akutagawa: We went to the mall
Atsushi: and we ate doughnuts in front of seagulls. suckers.
Akutagawa: I'm glad they couldn't get into the mall because I fear they would've shat on us
Atsushi: he also took me to the mini golf course that was there and i may have broken the club
Gin: How do you break it?
Atsushi: unbridled rage
Gin: Fair.
Hirotsu: I remember my first date with the One That Got Away. We went to the drive in cinema.
Haruno: Old ass mf
Dazai: chuuya and i went to the arcades
Chuuya: THAT WASN'T A DATE
Dazai: i think it was
Chuuya: I HAD A GIRLFRIEND
Dazai: AND LOOK HOW THAT TURNED OUT GAY BOY, MARRIED TO YOUR ENEMY
Chuuya: SHUT UP
Mori: Our first date was
Dazai: NO ONE CARES
Fukuzawa: Dazai.
Dazai: fine. no one cares SIR
Poe: our first date was a murder mystery i wrote. ranpo got us out in a minute and then went home
Ranpo: i had a nice time poe!
Poe: really?
Ranpo: of course!
Poe: :)
Yosano: thats so cute i'm gonna hurl
Higuchi: Gin and I's first date was a concert, she wore a cute little dress and I panicked and cried
Gin: I vividly remember that
Akutagawa: So thats where you guys went. I thought you were just fucking
Gin: Don't worry bro, we aren't just fuck buddies
Kouyou: Yosano and I are
Atsushi: oh!
Yosano: we should go on a date soon though
Kouyou: Where would you like to go my love?
Yosano: let's go to tokyo and explore
Kouyou: That sounds amazing
Ranpo: LETS GO LESBIANS
Fyodor: my first date with nikolai was him breaking me out of prison for the first time and we kissed amongst the dead bodies
Nikolai: and you gifted me a box of eyes!
Kunikida: Jesus Christ
Dazai: and i thought i was insane
Atsushi: you scare the living shit out of me
Elise: I want a romance like them!
Kenji: :o
Nikolai: in due time my dear
Mori: Don't call her that
Dazai: call her dear again lmao
Private Message: Dazai > Chuuya
Dazai: are you a broken pencil? because you're pointless
Chuuya: what was that trying to achieve
Dazai: i was hoping you'd get mad and make out with me
Chuuya: when has that ever worked
Dazai: last night
Chuuya: shit up
Dazai: shit up
Chuuya: stop being ANNOYING
Dazai: only until you make out with me
Chuuya: my god i'm gonna kill you
Dazai: i'll drink wine if you make out with me rn
Chuuya: omw
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Fanfiction❝God you have failed me once again❞ ••• where fukuzawa makes a mistake and creates a groupchat between groups. available on AO3 ••• highest rankings: #1 in soukoku - 01/03/23 #1 in skk - 06/03/23 #1 in fyolai - 06/03/23 #1 in bsd - 14/03/23 #1 in ss...