for the love of god play nice
Nikolai: I FANATISE ABOUT IT ALL THE TIME IF YOU WERE MINE
Dazai: I'D GIVE THIS PUSSY TO YOU 9 TO 5
Tecchou: 5 TO 9
Atsushi: ariana better release that song i need it in my spotify playlist
Tachihara: ango is a twink
Dazai: REAL
Ango: what did i do to deserve this
Jouno: arch your back apparently
Chuuya: ango how did you know you were girly pop
Ango: how did you know when to shut the fuck up
Ranpo: i found out i was girly pop when a girl grinded on me and i was imagining my rival
Poe: :D
Naomi: The thought of Poe grinding on Ranpo is too much for my yaoi heart
Ranpo: kys
Tanizaki: WOAHHH THATS MY SISTER DUDE
Ranpo: i know.
Haruno: Then act like it's your goddamn sister and stop flirting
Tanizaki: I HAVE A BOYFRIEND
Tachihara: yeah but what if it's a cover up
Sigma: Sounds like you're insecure
Tachihara: stfu sigma
Kunikida: Get rekt lol
Tachihara: just because you got your hands back doesn't mean you can talk shit
Kunikida: L + Ratio
Higuchi: Why is Kunikida speaking in Fortnite terms
Sigma: He's addicted the the goddamn game since the JJK character release
Kunikida: Poggers
Bram: what is fortnite
Bram: It's a shooting video game
Bram: sounds lovely
Kunikida: Sigma male
Sigma: He keeps saying that
Kunikida: Alpha
Kunikida: Beta
Dazai: hoe don't do it
Kunikida: Omega
Q: i'm crying stop it
Gin: Keep doing it
Q: hater
Gin: Rat
Fyodor: rude
Akutagawa: KAFKA IS OUT MMMMMMMM
Kajii: can i tell him
Mushitarou: NO ME
Kajii: NO
Mushitarou: YOU MISSED THE BANNER
Kajii: YOU MISSED THE BANNER
Mushitarou: JINX
Kajii: JINX
Akutagawa: .
Atsushi: he's sobbing
Atsushi: it's not a pretty cry either
Atsushi: he's buried his face into the pillow and just screaming
Nikolai: maybe if the author updated during the banner then maybe he would've stood a chance
Dazai: litewally shut the fuck up
Yosano: what is with you guys
Kunikida: Fortnite
Kouyou: PLEASE SHUT UP
Kunikida: .
Sigma: Someone end me
Dazai: double suicide????? :o
Sigma: Sure why not
Chuuya: HEY
Dazai: TRIPLE SUICIDE?????
Chuuya: yeah sure why not
Ranpo: don't say that, he'll end up having an organism
Fukuzawa: Organism?
Ranpo: i cant say the o word in front of the kids
Kenji: What's the O word :o
Elise: Octopus
Kyouka: Kenji is crying now because he didn't realise octopus was a swear word
Teruko: Loser
Kyouka: I'll literally kill you
Teruko: Try me pipsqueak
Atsushi: let's NOT fight
Dazai: i reckon if i could pull chuuya then i could pull gigi hadid
Chuuya: you literally could not
Dazai: that's so mean ofc i could
Yosano: gigi hadid is a bae you couldn't pull her
Dazai: WHY ARE YOU GUYS HATERS
Bram: Who is Gigi Hadid?
Mushitarou: HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW GIGI HADID
Bram: its not like i can exactly use a phone to check instagram
Bram: LMAOO Bram slay
Poe: gigi hadid is pretty
Ranpo: AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU
Poe: i'm literally gay
Ranpo: SO THERES ANOTHER MAN???
Poe: :/
Ranpo: im kidding GOD have some humour
Poe: why are you being mean
Ranpo: you started it
Poe: i'm finishing it
Ranpo: i'll finish you
Gin: Jesus guys get a room
Poe: add karl to the chat.
Ranpo: i am NOT adding karl to the chat
Yosano: karl as in... the raccoon?
Poe: he has his own phone :D
Hirotsu: How rich are you?
Haruno: LMAO Hirostu wants that money
Hirotsu: I'm too old to be chasing rich men
Ranpo: he's also TAKEN
Poe: he won't be if you don't add karl to the chat
Ranpo: fucks sake
Ranpo added Karl to the chat!
Karl: iakfkJjsjfkdma
Poe: KARL :D
Karl: JjJjjzjJhhHgGf
Poe: :))))
Ranpo: whatever will you come to bed now
Poe: okay!!
Fukuchi: We could've had that Fukuzawa
Fukuzawa: No.
Karl: JANFKWKA
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Fanfiction❝God you have failed me once again❞ ••• where fukuzawa makes a mistake and creates a groupchat between groups. available on AO3 ••• highest rankings: #1 in soukoku - 01/03/23 #1 in skk - 06/03/23 #1 in fyolai - 06/03/23 #1 in bsd - 14/03/23 #1 in ss...