for the love of god play nice
Dazai: THINK I NEED SOMEONE OLDER
Nikolai: JUST A LITTLE BIT COLDER
Tecchou: TAKE THE WEIGHT OFF MY SHOULDERS
Tachihara: I NEED SOMEONE OLDER
Tachihara: watch out ranpo i'm coming for your dad
Ranpo: absolutely not
Tachihara: come onnnn it'd be fun we could go out for father son times
Ranpo: i am 7 years older than you
Tachihara: so???
Ranpo: NO
Fukuzawa: I'm sorry Tachihara, I am flattered but I will have to decline
Tachihara: is this... what rejection feels like??
Sigma: You should be pretty used to that already
Tachihara: fuck you
Sigma: No
Kunikida: I'm Mr Loverman
Kunikida: And I miss my lover, man
Atsushi: i feel like kunikida has slowly lost it over the years
Kunikida: The ways in which you talk to me
Kunikida: Suguru
Kunikida: Had me wishing I were gone
Kunikida: Satoru
Chuuya: hats off to sigma for putting up with this shit
Sigma: I'm on the edge
Dazai: lmao edging
Sigma: Stop.
Akutagawa: Isn't there one for us Atsushi?
Lucy: GAY there should be one for me and Louisa
Poe: louisa may??
Atsushi: isn't she fitzgerald's wench
Lucy: Stfu she's my girlfriend
Akutagawa: You're a lesbian?
Lucy: Bisexual actually so fuck you
Akutagawa: Thank god
Yosano: WLW RISE UP
Kouyou: HELL YEAH ITS OCTOBER
Gin: YES GIRL IN RED TIME
Higuchi: LETS GO BABY GIRLS
Naomi: YEAH
Yosano: naomi you can't join
Naomi: What why
Yosano: are you a fellow skittle squad member??
Naomi: No?? I still listen to girl in red
Higuchi: I'm gate keeping Girl in Red
Gin: It's for the gays
Naomi: Aww
Tanizaki: don't be heterophobic!!
Tachihara: bae i love you but i KNOW you did not just say that
Tanizaki: ???
Hirotsu: This is going to get political
Tecchou: are straight people oppressed? no, so stfu
Jouno: so real
Teruko: Preach
Fukuchi: Even I know that heterophobia isn't valid
Kajii: fukuchi ate i fear
Ango: i miss my man
Dazai: i miss your man too
Ango: what
Dazai: what
Q: dazai's a pro shipper confirmed???
Dazai: NOT LIKE THAT OH MY GOD
Mushitarou: I panicked for a second there Dazai
Dazai: stfu onceler
Mushitarou: :(
Poe: stfu kris jenner
Mushitarou: Poe???
Mushitarou: I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS
Poe: no
Mushitarou: WHAT WHY
Poe: you made friends with ranpo quicker than me
Mushitarou: HE ACCUSED ME OF MURDER THEN JUMPED INTO MY CAR???
Ranpo: in my defence you DID kill him
Poe: i wish i killed someone so you would notice me quicker
Ranpo: aw ed <3
Mushitarou: YOU WERE A SNIPER IN THE GUILD??? YOU ARE A MURDERER???
Lucy: Poe does no wrong
Mushitarou: NO ONE ELSE PICKING UP ON THE YANDERE VIBES???
Ango: theres plenty of yandere vibes, ranpo just has abandonment issues and finds it flattering that someone is that obsessed with him
Ranpo: why did you analyse me
Ango: you learn to find issues with people once you've worked in the mafia
Karl: HANFJDJAK
Mushitarou: THATS WHAT IM SAYING KARL??? WHY IS RANPO NOT MORE CONCERNED
Ranpo: i think it's hot
Kyouka: Why?
Ranpo: makes me feel wanted
Chuuya: so real for that
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Fanfiction❝God you have failed me once again❞ ••• where fukuzawa makes a mistake and creates a groupchat between groups. available on AO3 ••• highest rankings: #1 in soukoku - 01/03/23 #1 in skk - 06/03/23 #1 in fyolai - 06/03/23 #1 in bsd - 14/03/23 #1 in ss...