for the love of god play nice
Chuuya: jesus christ my head
Dazai: so much blackmail material
Chuuya: fuck you
Nikolai: deadass? bowser kinda hot
Tachihara: nuh uh. luigi
Kajii: D K
Kajii: DONKEY KONG
Tecchou: donkey kong kinda...
Higuchi: That's a whole ass fucking monkey
Jouno: ape actually
Atsushi: aPe aCtuAlLy
Atsushi: stfu it's still a fucking primate
Jouno: i love when you talk dirty to me /j
Fyodor: ew don't ever say that again
Jouno: stfu rat boy
Fyodor: where did this even come from.
Dazai: we ALL know the russians are always RUSSIAN around like rats
Dazai: get it
Dazai: guys
Dazai: get it guys
Dazai: it's funny
Chuuya: get a sense of humour dumbass
Dazai: </3
Ranpo: enemies to lovers arc
Akutagawa: All couples here came from enemies to lovers
Nikolai: it's like someone is writing about us and documenting what we're doing and we're forever trapped by what they want forever and we will be forced to stay together through the desire of the omnipresent and omnipotent writer to decides who we are with at all times
Gin: I-
Haruno: What.
Nikolai: OH I GET THE RUSSIAN JOKE
Dazai: ITS FUNNY RIGHT
Nikolai: NOT AT ALL
Dazai: YOURE ALL HATERS
Chuuya: I'm too hungover from this shit
Tanizaki: you WERE clinging to dazai and got upset when he told you he wasn't single and was happily married
Chuuya: .
Tanizaki: like bawling your eyes out
Chuuya: SHUT UP
Atsushi: you also danced to the cotton eye joe on the bar countertop and fell over
Dazai: it's so funny because he has a HUGE blue bruise on his shoulder
Chuuya: I HATE YOU ALL
Chuuya: ESPECIALLY YOU DAZAI
Dazai: WHAT DID I DO
Chuuya: EXIST
Nikolai: it stinks of up dog in here
Kunikida: What the hell is up dog?
Nikolai: nothing much what's up with you?
Sigma: Foul play
Ranpo: he's currently rocking back and forth in the corner of our office space
Nikolai: LOSER
Kenji: Don't be mean to my father figure!
Nikolai: go cry
Kyouka: I will kill you in your sleep.
Nikolai: not if i kill myself first
Fukuzawa: Damn.
Dazai: ITS FINE WHEN HE DOES IT????
Fyodor: you're suicidal in a depressed, out of body experience way. he's suicidal in a psychopathic way. and that's hot.
Dazai: jesus christ you didn't have to say THAT
Yosano: RANPO
Ranpo: what
Yosano: TELL YOUR FIANCÉ TO STOP SENDING "TASTEFUL NUDES" TO MY EMAIL
Poe: that's... that's not ranpo's email?
Yosano: NO IT IS NOT
Ranpo: oh. i forgot to actually correct that.
Poe: ranpo. that's not your email?
Ranpo: I GAVE IT TO YOU WHEN I FIRST MET YOU BECAUSE I DIDNT THINK WE WOULD MEET AGAIN
Ranpo: I FORGOT TO CHANGE IT
Kouyou: So... you send nudes via email?
Poe: in my defence they aren't nudes
Yosano: they're not TASTEFUL either
Poe: but they're doughnuts?? so technically they are tasteful
Atsushi: why are you calling them TASTEFUL NUDES
Poe: because he wasn't answering my emails so i thought i'd send something provocative in the title so he'd reply to me. evidently it was going to yosano's spam
Ranpo: DOUGHNUTS??
Poe: i saw them and thought you'd enjoy them
Ranpo: i LOVE doughnuts
Poe: good because i bought that doughnut company so you can have all the doughnuts you want :)
Ranpo: OMG??? I LOVE YOU
Hirotsu: Ahh. Young love.
Elise: They're nearly 30...
Naomi: It's young for him
Dazai: i'm not standing for hirotsu slander
Kouyou: In Hirotsu we stand!!!
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Fanfiction❝God you have failed me once again❞ ••• where fukuzawa makes a mistake and creates a groupchat between groups. available on AO3 ••• highest rankings: #1 in soukoku - 01/03/23 #1 in skk - 06/03/23 #1 in fyolai - 06/03/23 #1 in bsd - 14/03/23 #1 in ss...