for the love of god play nice
Nikolai: CHOKE ME LIKE YOU HATE ME BUT YOU LOVE ME
Fyodor: LOW-KEY WANNA DATE ME WHEN YOU FUCK ME
Nikolai: hehe cutie
Kajii: what.
Jouno: yeah.. they do that a lot
Nikolai: the chapter wouldn't start right if we didn't
Chuuya: ... chapter?
Nikolai: sigh
Tachihara: imagine them having kids. they'd literally be murderers
Sigma: If any of us had kids they would be insane.
Tachihara: we have kenji tbf
Kunikida: Except for maybe Poe and Ranpo
Dazai: jokes on you WE HAVE THREE KIDS
Kunikida: They are ANIMALS DAZAI
Chuuya: gasp
Dazai: TAKE THAT BACK
Kunikida: YOU NAMED THEM AFTER OVERWATCH CHARACTERS
Dazai: WOULD YOU RATHER WE NAME THEM AFTER HAIKYUU CHARACTERS?? EXACTLY
Kunikida: I'D RATHER YOU NAME THEM SOMETHING NORMAL LIKE LUCKY OR BUSTER
Dazai: WHAT ARE YOU, A NINTENDOGS GAME??
Atsushi: GUYS STOP FIGHTING
Akutagawa: I wouldn't mind kids
Atsushi: children are cute
Ranpo: no they are NOT
Ranpo: if i had a kid he would take all of poe's attention and i can't have that
Poe: children scare me...
Ranpo: perfect
Elise: I'm too young to think about kids
Kenji: At least you're self aware!!
Tanizaki: LMAOO KENJI
Kajii: kyouka is like my kid
Chuuya: no she's MY kid
Kouyou: She's obviously my child
Akutagawa: I spent the most time with it
Gin: IT
Atsushi: i think you'd find she's more my kid???
Tachihara: nah definitely me, we had the most fun together
Kyouka: I'm no one's kid you stupid adults
Dazai: LMAOO
Yosano: we have a 26 year old man child with the touch of the tism
Ranpo: HEY THAT'S ONLY VERY TRUE
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kenji and his three dads
Kenji: Guess what!!
Tachihara: what's up lil dude
Kenji: Kyouka and I had our first kiss!!
Tachihara: NO WAY THAT'S SO CUTE
Sigma: Was it good?
Kunikida: I HOPE YOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHING ELSE
Kenji: Of course not Kunikida!! It was a little peck on the lips after work!
Tachihara: TELL ME EVERYTHING
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Fanfiction❝God you have failed me once again❞ ••• where fukuzawa makes a mistake and creates a groupchat between groups. available on AO3 ••• highest rankings: #1 in soukoku - 01/03/23 #1 in skk - 06/03/23 #1 in fyolai - 06/03/23 #1 in bsd - 14/03/23 #1 in ss...