for the love of god play nice
Nikolai: I'M ONLY HUMAN AFTER ALL DON'T PUT THE BLAME ON ME
Dazai: what if i was suicidal?
Kunikida: Is that a trick question?
Dazai: yes
Tachihara: guys i'm having a crisis
Gin: Who did you kill?
Tachihara: no its worse than that
Sigma: What can be worse than killing someone?
Chuuya: killing yourself
Akutagawa: Is that not still technically murder?
Chuuya: fair
Tachihara: GUYS
Higuchi: What's wrong Tachihara?
Tachihara: MY HAIR IS FALLING OUT
Teruko: LMAO
Kunikida: You shouldn't be balding at this age!
Tachihara: NO I DYED IT
Nikolai: you mean you willingly chose to be ginger?
Chuuya: HEY WHATS WRONG WITH THAT
Hirotsu: A lot.
Chuuya: shut it old man
Tachihara: I CHOSE A DIFFERENT BLEACH FROM MY USUAL AND ITS GONE PINK
Fyodor: LMAO UNLUCKY
Naomi: I mean we haven't got a pink haired member of this groupchat
Ranpo: kim there are people dying
Tachihara: GUYS STOP IT
Kunikida: I can help! I'll bring a hat so we can go shopping
Tachihara: i love you so much
Kunikida: I only have a Hu Tao beanie though.
Tachihara: even better
Nikolai: QUESTION NUMBER ONE: if you were one inch inside your mum and your dad was one inch inside you, would you move forward or backwards?
Fyodor: okay even i'm having trouble justifying that
Kyouka: What the heck.
Kenji: What does this mean?
Dazai: i would personally somersault sideways and break my dad's dick because why would he be inside me without my consent
Chuuya: how do you even end up in this scenario
Ranpo: my parents aren't around so
Atsushi: same bestie
Poe: i think most people here are orphans
Kenji: Mine aren't!
Elise: Shut up Kenji you're lucky
Kenji: I'm sorry :(
Nikolai: QUESTION NUMBER TWO: do women actually cum?
Yosano: lesbians do, straights don't, bisexuals maybe
Sigma: You're literally gay why are you asking this
Nikolai: the statistics of a fake orgasm in heterosexual relationships is surprisingly high in women
Tanizaki: most of the adults here are gay. i'm not but yknow
Haruno: Against the gays?
Tanizaki: what no
Ranpo: Junichirou homophobic era confirmed
Fukuzawa: We won't tolerate homophobia Tanizaki
Tanizaki: I'M NOT HOMOPHOBIC
Mori: You seem the type
Dazai: pipe down rat
Tanizaki: I'VE LITERALLY KISSED A GUY BEFORE
Naomi: WHAT
Tanizaki: i was like in 7th grade and it was a dare
Dazai: wowww so homosexuality is a joke to you
Tanizaki: GUYS STOP I LOVE GAY PEOPLE
Tachihara: MY HAIR IS FIXED
Tecchou: what the fuck is going on
Kouyou: Making fun of Tanizaki, we do it a lot
Tanizaki: ITS NOT FUNNY
Fukuchi: I am Lmaoing!!
Jouno: shut up fukuchi
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Fanfiction❝God you have failed me once again❞ ••• where fukuzawa makes a mistake and creates a groupchat between groups. available on AO3 ••• highest rankings: #1 in soukoku - 01/03/23 #1 in skk - 06/03/23 #1 in fyolai - 06/03/23 #1 in bsd - 14/03/23 #1 in ss...
