for the love of god play nice
Dazai: are you a suicide note? because i won't leave you until i die (suicidal rizz)
Chuuya: shut the FUCK up
Nikolai: teehee *poops and giggles*
Kunikida: It's SHITS AND GIGGLES
Nikolai: i mean if you're into that then go you
Fyodor: watch out sigma your boyfriend is a freak
Jouno: going to OFF MYSELF
Tecchou: noo bbg don't kill yourself you're too sexc haha
Jouno: that made me even more suicidal
Dazai: same bestie same
Jouno: jesus christ
Tachihara: gin you have to be honest. am i ugly yes or no?
Gin: ...
Tachihara: WHAT THE HELL
Tachihara: ITS BECAUSE MY ASS IS FAT ISN'T IT
Higuchi: *Flat
Gin: Trust me, that ass is not fat
Tachihara: what the heck
Gin: Sorry bestie
Atsushi: has anyone heard from akutagawa? he's ignoring my texts
Gin: He's been playing honkai star rail since release. I haven't seen him in about a month
Akutagawa: Quiet. I'm farming for Kafka
Gin: SHE ISN'T EVEN RELEASED YET
Akutagawa: I'm going to treat her right. Just you wait. Then you will all want her as a support.
Yosano: mommy kafka fr
Kouyou: Most relatable Akutagawa has ever been
Atsushi: WHY AREN'T YOU RESPONDING TO ME TEXTS I THOUGHT YOU DIED ASSWIPE
Akutagawa: I'm spending all my money on HSR. I will not be disturbed.
Atsushi: shut your emo ass and go grocery shopping with me
Akutagawa: Only if I can bring my Kafka body pillow
Atsushi: absolutely not
Akutagawa: I hate my life.
Atsushi: wah wah i'm not having a virgin honkai player as a boyfriend
Dazai: akutagawa is right though, kafka is mommy
Chuuya: silverwolf on top
Kunikida: Obviously Blade is the best one, dude is immortal
Nikolai: sampo is so bbg
Fyodor: Gepard is the babiest of baby girls
Kyouka: Hook is my favourite
Elise: I like Herta
Kenji: I love Bronya!!
Atsushi: we are way off topic, i need to get akutagawa out of the house but whenever i call him he hisses down the phone and hangs up
Akutagawa: I am not to be disturbed
Atsushi: PLEASE AKU JUST ONE DATE
Gin: He's hissing again
Teruko: vampire...
Nikolai: major foreshadowing
Sigma: What...
Nikolai: nothing :3
Dazai: KUNIKIDA HAS A TATTOO ON HIS ASS
Kunikida: DAZAI I SWEAR TO GOD
Tanizaki: i just got major whiplash from the subject change
Dazai: HE DOES HE DOES
Kunikida: STOP
Tachihara: i already knew but like
Ranpo: NO WAY
Yosano: YOU'RE KIDDING
Dazai: I'M NOT
Poe: maybe we shouldn't encourage this...
Dazai: IT'S A SMILEY FACE ON HIS LEFT ASS CHEEK
Fukuzawa: Do I need to question WHY you know?
Dazai: I SAW IT IN THE BATHROOM
Dazai: you really need to stop dropping your pants down to your ankles when using the urinal kunikida
Sigma: I keep telling him not to but he never listens
Tachihara: we just see his ass constantly
Tachihara: i'm not complaining
Kunikida: My embarrassment is immeasurable
Atsushi: that's crazy. why did you get a tattoo on your ass cheek?
Kunikida: When I was a teacher, a student told me he would get an A if I got a tattoo so I chose something out of the way
Ranpo: what did the boy get for his grade
Kunikida: F...
Yosano: LMAOOOO
Dazai: SO YOU GOT A TATTOO FOR NO REASON??? THAT'S SO FUNNY
Chuuya: that's embarrassing.
Kunikida: At least I'm not married to Dazai
Chuuya: touché
Dazai: you're supposed to DISAGREE CHUUYA
Chuuya: how can i? he makes a valid argument
Dazai: what the heck.
Hirotsu: Is this what the youngsters call an L + Ratio??
Haruno: HE'S LEARNING
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Fanfiction❝God you have failed me once again❞ ••• where fukuzawa makes a mistake and creates a groupchat between groups. available on AO3 ••• highest rankings: #1 in soukoku - 01/03/23 #1 in skk - 06/03/23 #1 in fyolai - 06/03/23 #1 in bsd - 14/03/23 #1 in ss...