for the love of god play nice
Tachihara: what's your deepest darkest secret?
Chuuya: dazai doesn't change his underwear everyday
Dazai: THATS NOT YOUR SECRET THATS MY SECRET
Dazai: i mean
Dazai: that's ridiculous i would never do that
Fyodor: i believe chuuya
Dazai: stfu rat you probably suck nikolai's toes you skank
Nikolai: LMAOOO THATS SO TRUE
Sigma: I genuinely wish I wasn't alive at this moment in time
Kunikida: Sigh.
Jouno: for gods sake not this again
Tecchou: GROW A PAIR
Yosano: he's crying now well done
Tachihara: I'M SORRY KUNIKIDA
Kunikida: Talk to the hand because the face ain't listening.
Kyouka: What hand?
Yosano: great now he's yelling well done child
Atsushi: why did you guys even break up? i swear everything was going well :(
Ranpo: ohhh boy this is gonna open a big can of worms
Higuchi: Who even says that
Ranpo: me bitch
Yosano: can sigma explain because kunikida is blubbering like a baby and i can't be arsed to translate
Kunikida: Sigh.
Sigma: Tachihara came in one night about a month ago after a hunting dog mission and saw Kunikida's hands (or lack of), he didn't seem to be sorry and claimed it was his duty and it wasn't meant to turn out like this. We got into a big argument and we kicked him out.
Ranpo: "lack of"
Kunikida: Sigh.
Sigma: We eventually sorted this out like grown ups but we decided it would be a conflict of interest in our jobs to be in different groups so we thought it would be best to split up.
Sigma: As for Tanizaki, he just turned up one day and apparently a one night stand turned into a relationship, it's not my business though.
Nikolai: you're so mature sigma!! brings a tear to my eye :,)
Sigma: I wish every night that you are dead
Nikolai: :0
Naomi: Damn Junichirou is a slut
Tanizaki: is that really all you got from that
Naomi: Yes
Kenji: It's okay Sigma!! I'll look after Kunikida and kill Tachihara!! :D
Tachihara: now hang on a second
Kyouka: Count your hours Tachihara.
Tachihara: Junichirou help???
Tanizaki: sorry i'm not getting in the way of kenji
Tachihara: shit's fucked
Ranpo added Mushitarou to the chat!
Mushitarou: Hello my humble friends!! So glad that Ranpo finally decided to add me despite me literally texting him every single hour :D
Atsushi: MUSHITAROU HIIII
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Fanfiction❝God you have failed me once again❞ ••• where fukuzawa makes a mistake and creates a groupchat between groups. available on AO3 ••• highest rankings: #1 in soukoku - 01/03/23 #1 in skk - 06/03/23 #1 in fyolai - 06/03/23 #1 in bsd - 14/03/23 #1 in ss...