for the love of god play nice
Dazai: mori is a tory confirmed
Fyodor: no he's a democratic
Kunikida: He is neither we live in JAPAN
Mori: I have no time for politics.
Nikolai: no time for your MOTHER
Mori: My mother is dead.
Nikolai: L BOZO
Fyodor: babe you're so silly
Chuuya: gonna shoot myself
Dazai: double suicide?
Chuuya: fuck off if i die im dying from alcohol poisoning
Dazai: i'll drink with you :D
Chuuya: ALONE
Atsushi: he's only saying that because he wouldn't want to see the love of his life watch him die
Chuuya: i would, if it'll traumatise him
Dazai: jokes on you i'm ALREADY TRAUMATISED
Sigma: Omg no way do you wanna make out or something
Sigma: .
Sigma: No?
Dazai: of course my sweet cheeks
Yosano: oh this is gold
Kouyou: Gay Gay Gay
Tachihara: it's okay chuuya i'll open some wine and we can make out too
Chuuya: that doesn't sound like a bad idea
Dazai: NOW HOLD ON A SECOND
Tachihara: omg chuuya senpai i'm twirling my hair and kicking my legs
Dazai: WAIT
Ranpo: omg omg new ship unlocked??!!!!! tachihara tops poe write it down
Poe: this will be PERFECT
Dazai: WAIT WHAT
Sigma: Don't worry darling, I have some vodka that I stole from Fyodor we can drink
Dazai: but-
Gin: Why is Chuuya with Tachihara
Dazai: ENOUGH
Private message: Chuuya > Dazai
Chuuya: take the L
Dazai: please please i'm sorry don't sleep with tachihara i love you very much and i WILL kill myself because you're the only reason i'm still on this earth
Chuuya: OKAY OH MY GOD
Chuuya: i'm literally stealing the wine from him. it's all a joke i promise osamu
Dazai: :(
Dazai: say it
Chuuya: fuck no
Dazai: chuuuuyyaaaaa
Chuuya: i'm not saying it
Dazai: pleaseeeee
Chuuya: no
Dazai: 3 wordssss
Chuuya: fine. i love you
Dazai: more thinking "give me head" but that works too
Chuuya: sleeping with tachihara now.
Dazai: NO PLEASE
for the love of god play nice
Tachihara: he stole my wine and ran off
Tachihara: distraught
Akutagawa: I believe you just got played. Loser
Tachihara: WILL I EVER FIND LOVE
Sigma: I mean...
Kunikida: You reject me but don't reject Tachihara? Pass the wine Chuuya.
Chuuya: no it's mine
Sigma: Why can't I have both
Tanizaki: gasp
Ranpo: gasp
Hirotsu: What is on earth is going on in the house of commons
Fukuzawa: Kunikida is finally pulling both the Port Mafia and Decay Of the Angel.
Higuchi: And you're okay with this??!!
Fukuzawa: I'd be a hypocrite not to
Naomi: This is kind of cute honestly slay
Haruno: AHH THIS IS SO CUTE
Kyouka: So has Kunikida finally got a boyfriend?
Kenji: He has two silly!
Elise: Ew why is everyone gay
Mori: We talked about this hunny, people can love who they want to love.
Elise: Yeah that's fine but why are there so many GAY PEOPLE
Dazai: i'm actually bi so
Elise: GAY
Kyouka: This is why we are banned on Roblox
Atsushi: what are you two doing to be banned??
Kyoka: I stole someone's outfit on a catwalk game and Elise planned a hate crime with a stranger online
Atsushi: oh!
Ranpo: i'm actually not involved this time
Nikolai: SIGMA I MUST DRESS YOU UP FOR YOUR DATE
Sigma: Are my heels not enough :(
Fyodor: It DOES scream twink after all
Gin: The twink here is Tachihara
Tachihara: HEY
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Fanfiction❝God you have failed me once again❞ ••• where fukuzawa makes a mistake and creates a groupchat between groups. available on AO3 ••• highest rankings: #1 in soukoku - 01/03/23 #1 in skk - 06/03/23 #1 in fyolai - 06/03/23 #1 in bsd - 14/03/23 #1 in ss...