for the love of god play nice
Nikolai: YOU SHOW THE LIGHTS THAT STOP ME TURN TO STONE
Fyodor: YOU SHINE IT WHEN I'M ALONEEEEE
Atsushi: i've come to realise i'm a chronic people pleaser
Nikolai: tell it to your therapist bozo
Atsushi: i don't have one
Akutagawa: I'll buy you one
Atsushi: and tell them what? my boyfriend's in the port mafia, i was thrown out of an orphanage because i turn into a fucking tiger, one of my best friends is a suicidal bisexual who is married to his ex partner who, by the way, WORKS WITH MY BOYFRIEND IN THE PORT MAFIA
Atsushi: to top it all off, i'm in a groupchat from hell where the fucking homicidal clown who stabbed me in the leg several times and his genocidal boyfriend who wants a book to get rid of ability users sing gacha songs every day at precisely 2:48 am. WHY ARE YOU AWAKE YOU DIDDLY DUMBASSES GO TO SLEEP
Sigma: And I thought my outburst a few weeks ago was bad...
Tachihara: let him cook
Atsushi: NOT TO MENTION that if i was ever kidnapped i would ask my kidnapper if he was comfortable with me screaming for my LIFE in the backseat
Dazai: wow that's a lot of words
Ranpo: i ain't reading allat!!
Poe: ranpo dear this is the part where you sympathise
Ranpo: how can i sympathise when i refuse to read
Fukuzawa: Do you need me to get in touch with our specialised therapist Atsushi? All the cool kids are doing it.
Yosano: respectfully sir, dazai is NOT a cool kid
Chuuya: you see a therapist already? WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME BEFORE I BOUGHT YOU A THERAPIST
Dazai: I WANTED TO COLLECT THEM LIKE POKÉMON
Dazai: AND ANYWAY, YOU NEED IT MORE THAN ME
Chuuya: I DO NOT
Dazai: YOU DO
Tecchou: you all need therapy
Tecchou: full offence
Tanizaki: full offence taken
Jouno: especially you alabama
Tanizaki: FUCK OFF
Kyouka: Atsushi, I see the therapist, you should too.
Atsushi: i just don't want her to judge me
Kyouka: Don't worry, we play Animal Crossing together while I talk about my feelings
Chuuya: i miss your island kyouka
Kyouka: It's pretty, pink and Cinnamonroll themed instead of barren and dark
Kouyou: We should play animal crossing as a group again
Higuchi: I've made my island dinosaur themed
Gin: Higuchi I love you but it's just incomplete fossils dotted around
Higuchi: DINOSAURS
Kenji: I love dinosaurs!!
Teruko: i simply adore animal crossing! i get fukuchi to play it with me!
Tachihara: ew
Fukuchi: :(
Jouno: shut up old man
Dazai: i'm a mario kart guy
Dazai: dry bones for the win
Chuuya: NO YOSHI
Dazai: DRY BONES
Chuuya: YOSHI
Kunikida: YOU'RE BOTH WRONG THE CORRECT ANSWER IS LUIGI
Chuuya: SHUT UP PLAIN ASS
Dazai: YEAH WHO PICKS THE MAIN CHARACTER
Kunikida: WHO NAMES THEIR PETS AFTER OVERWATCH CHARACTERS
Chuuya: PISS OFF
Sigma: I play Rosalina
Tachihara: such a slay
Sigma: Stop.
Fyodor: you're so real for that
Sigma: You need to stop especially
Atsushi: nah i'm gonna lose it
Atsushi: WHY IS RANPO HANGING UPSIDE DOWN IN A GIANT SWING
Ranpo: it makes me brain work better because of blood flow yknow
Poe: it's his sensory swing, he asked me to bring it into the office
Ranpo: makes me feel like a sleepy butterfly
Atsushi: you sure dazai isn't going to use it as a noose or something
Ranpo: he already tried
Dazai: i was testing it out
Dazai: maybe i'm neurodivergent
Fukuzawa: I'll get you tested Dazai
Dazai: omg yay
Elise: MORI why can't you be as nice as Fukuzawa
Mori: I have to be tough for my job
Fukuzawa: Are you saying I'm not tough?
Mori: N-No that's not what I meant
Higuchi: Man just stuttered
Gin: Piglet looking ass
Tachihara: CRYING LMFAO
Dazai: please break up please break up please break up
Fukuzawa: I understand, I am getting soft
Dazai: nah wtf
Chuuya: i personally wouldn't let that slide fukuzawa
Fukuzawa: I don't see the point in fighting over something so meaningless
Ranpo: BORING
Poe: ranpo! no sweets if you continue this behaviour
Ranpo: just because i love you
Poe: :)
Tanizaki: i'm gonna HURL
Naomi: Shut up you have no bitches
Tanizaki: LEAVE ME ALONE
YOU ARE READING
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Fanfiction❝God you have failed me once again❞ ••• where fukuzawa makes a mistake and creates a groupchat between groups. available on AO3 ••• highest rankings: #1 in soukoku - 01/03/23 #1 in skk - 06/03/23 #1 in fyolai - 06/03/23 #1 in bsd - 14/03/23 #1 in ss...