for the love of god play nice
Nikolai: how eel is childbirth
Kajii: donald trump
Nikolai: laxatives
Kajii: egg
Chuuya: what is happening.
Fyodor: shh they're communicating
Ranpo: remember when i said kajii was the sane one? i take it back
Kajii: i haven't been sane since i was born
Yosano: so true bestie
Nikolai: FEDYA CAN WE KEEP HIM PWETTY PLEASEEE
Fyodor: of course princess
Dazai: EW WTF LMAO
Kajii: I'M NOT A DOG
Fyodor: you get free dental
Kajii: woof woof bark bark :3
Poe: what...
Ranpo: LMAO WHAT
Chuuya: screaming into my pillow
Kajii sent a voice message:
"WOOF WOOF RUFF RUFF MIAOW FREE DENTAL PLEASE UWU"
Kunikida: Hated that.
Sigma: Actually going to end it all
Tachihara: i heard that through the walls. why were you SCREAMING it
Kajii: gotta earn my free dental plan
Nikolai: gasp
Nikolai: i love him
Fyodor: congrats kajii, you're adopted
Kajii: YAY
Kenji: We can send voice messages?? :o
Kenji sent a voice message:
"I love you all!"
Sigma: Precious.
Fukuzawa: Just a reminder that the ADA and PM meeting will be tonight at 7pm at the Lupin bar. I want you all on your best behaviour.
Kouyou: You say that as if we aren't all dating and/or fucking
Dazai: do we HAVE to go to lupin? it holds bad memories
Fukuzawa: It's unfortunately the only place that is okay with a large amount criminals drinking in one place.
Mori: It's just a simple meeting on how to deal with future team ups and the uprising of certain opponents like the guild and the hunting dogs and how to prevent them
Jouno: now hang on a second
Tecchou: the guild i understand, but us?? we're just doing our job
Poe: reminder that i'm here...
Ranpo: don't worry, i'm sure it'll be nothing
Poe: don't get drunk okay?
Chuuya: i'm gonna get hammered
Chuuya: shitfaced
Chuuya: sloshed some may say
Dazai: you better not ride that damn motorcycle there because you sure as hell can't ride that back drunk
Chuuya: aww so you DO care
Dazai: bleh no
Fukuzawa: All transport will be sorted with drivers that will wait outside for when you get home.
Gin: You better be paying good money because Chuuya is going to be DRUNK drunk
Chuuya: i don't want to remember seeing dazai's ugly mug
Dazai: WE LITERALLY FUCKED LAST NIGHT
Chuuya: irrelevant
Higuchi: I'm more worried about the DOA crashing the party
Sigma: Trust me, we have better things to do
Tachihara: no you don't
Sigma: You're right we don't
Nikolai: your meetings are SO boring i'd rather kms
Fyodor: mori drones on and on
Hirotsu: Have you... been to one of our meetings?
Fyodor: lmao yeah. we infiltrated the mafia because we were bored and pretended to be bodyguards
Nikolai: that was the night that higuchi told gin how she felt. LIKE A LOSER
Akutagawa: I remember that night actually.
Higuchi: Hey! I think I did pretty well!
Akutagawa: You fainted when Gin took her mask off so you guys can kiss
Gin: I thought it was my breath
Higuchi: Is that why you're always chewing gum now?
Gin: Yeah :(
Tachihara: LMAOOO
Chuuya: TIME TO GET HAMMERED
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Fanfiction❝God you have failed me once again❞ ••• where fukuzawa makes a mistake and creates a groupchat between groups. available on AO3 ••• highest rankings: #1 in soukoku - 01/03/23 #1 in skk - 06/03/23 #1 in fyolai - 06/03/23 #1 in bsd - 14/03/23 #1 in ss...