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for the love of god play nice

Nikolai: i don't know y'all well so whos your genshin main

Yosano: raiden shogun

Chuuya: eula

Ranpo: heizou

Kouyou: Yae Miko

Yosano: ;)

Dazai: childe

Atsushi: ginger like a certain someone

Chuuya: NOT EVERYTHING IS ROMANTIC

Kunikida: Zhongli

Hirotsu: What is Genshin?

Haruno: Old ass mf

Nikolai: all of these make perfect sense and i'm happy we can establish who are virgins

Sigma: Plot twist. It's everyone.

Ranpo: um NO

Poe: can confirm that it is not the case

Chuuya: there ARE MINORS AROUND

Kyouka: We all know the birds and the bees Chuuya. Maybe not Kenji but he's dumb.

Kenji: :((

Kyouka: I still like you dummy.

Kenji: :))

Dazai: this is so cute i'm gonna hurl

Dazai: remember when we were like that chibi

Dazai: 15, madly in love, but you still called me names :(

Atsushi: sorry to break the moment but this is the groupchat

Dazai: I MEAN UH

Dazai: YOUNG LOVE BLEH DISGUSTING

Chuuya: DAZAI I WILL SLIT YOUR THROAT

Mori: I always sensed gay coming from you two

Nikolai: shut yo diddly ass up homo

Fyodor: Take the L bozo

Mori: Why do people hate me :(

Fukuzawa: Hunny. You are the literal mafia boss

Mori: I have feelings yknow

Dazai: gasp

Chuuya: BULLSHIT ALERT

Fyodor: I second with these dummies LMAO

Nikolai: Yo mama so fat she raised a sociopath

Akutagawa: i am finding these hilarious

Kouyou: THE YO MAMA JOKES NOOOO

Mori: I can literally kill all of you mafia bitches

Elise: BAD WORD MORI

Mori: Sorry hunny bun but I have business to attend to.

Ranpo: LMAO HUNNY BUN WHAT A LOSER

Fukuzawa: I will like to remind you that this is my boyfriend and further harassment will result in disciplinary action

Nikolai: lmao man said boyfriend like they're 20 again

Nikolai: do your backs hurt from the arthritis of old age

Sigma: Strangely poetic.

Tachihara: get rekt old men

Tanizaki: just so you know sir, i am not affiliated with these people

Yosano: suck up

Naomi: You might as well be a colonoscopy with your head so far up his ass

Kunikida: Bigger suck up than me fr.

Ranpo: KUNIKIDA???!!!?

Kunikida: I've had a bit to drink don't

Atsushi: ??? don't what?

Kunikida: Shut up Atsushi you sleep with no eyebrow ass looking mother fucker

Dazai: AYOOOOO

Akutagawa: Would rather kms

Ranpo: i deduct bullshit

Fyodor: Never met you guys but I can already tell you're a bunch of homos who sleep with each other

Tachihara: ryuu likes a different kind of pussy than we originally thought

Gin: i always knew he was fruity

Haruno: Honestly we already knew Soukoku were married, we kinda saw Shin Soukoku coming

Chuuya: WHAT ARE THESE NICKNAMES

Yosano: THEY'RE CALLED SHIP NAMES GINGER

Chuuya: DON'T CALL ME THAT YOU LESBIAN EDNA FROM THE INCREDIBLES

Poe: that movie slaps i don't care

Ranpo: let's watch it together babe

Kyouka: I'm gonna be sick

Atsushi: anyways i'm not sleeping with akutagawa

Dazai: lies i saw you

Atsushi: did you see us on your way out of chuuya's room????

Dazai: irrelevant

Kunikida: All these hoes are hoeing but no one will love this hoe

Sigma: I too relate.

Kunikida: Sigh. If only there was a big strong man to cheer me up

Sigma: Ew

Ranpo: he shot his shot and got shot in the heart

Tachihara: that was a shot?? no rizz for real

Kouyou: You have no rizz either

Tachihara: i have so much rizz, i made chuuya blush once

Chuuya: i don't think you've ever made me blush

Tachihara: i wiped blood off your face and you went red

Chuuya: with anger.

Tachihara: nah you fell for me

Higuchi: W rizz

Chuuya: i literally tried to kill you after

Tachihara: with love. we all know that's your love language

Dazai: YOU TRIED TO KILL ANOTHER MAN??? WE ARE DIVORCING

Chuuya: i'm too tired for this

Kunikida: Join the club.