for the love of god play nice
Nikolai: do you know japanese?
Fyodor: n-no s-senpai
Sigma: Not again
Nikolai: WATASHI NO SAIGO WA ANATA GA II
Nikolai: ANATA TO KONO MAMA OSARABA SURU YORI
Nikolai: SHINU NO GA II WA
Fyodor: SHINU NO GA II WA
Dazai: that was the most romantic thing you two dumbasses have ever done
Jouno: nah what the fuck have we joined
Atsushi: welcome to hell!
Akutagawa: I hope you enjoy your stay because I'm certainly not
Teruko: so like... do you guys like gossip?
Yosano: YES
Tachihara: not if you're involved
Teruko: i'll spill the beans :)
Tachihara: ugh fine
Kunikida: I don't like you threatening our boyfriend
Teruko: our?
Sigma: Yeah. Our. Problem?
Teruko: damnnn tachihara pulling bitches
Tecchou: w rizz my dude. nicee
Tachihara: guys you're embarrassing me
Jouno: you do that yourself
Tachihara: shut up
Tanizaki: i'm a little confused on what's going on but i don't think that's high on my priority list
Nikolai: THE DECAY OF ANGELS HUMBLY INVITE YOU TO OUR SKY CASINO ABODE FOR A ROMANTIC GETAWAY AND TRUCE
Kyouka: Are kids invited?
Nikolai: NO
Kenji: Why :(
Nikolai: BECAUSE CASINOS ARE FOR ADULTS YOU DUMB BITCH
Fyodor: too far broski
Nikolai: OOPS
Fukuchi: How do I know this isn't a trick?
Fyodor: its a truce, i want us to all get along before we erase the world of ability users with that book etc
Sigma: Maybe I should do the advertising for this trip. I AM the manager
Tachihara: omg a man in charge thats so hot
Kunikida: Got me all flustered Sigma dear
Sigma: Guys shut up
Tachihara: never you're stuck with us
Dazai: i need a romantic getaway with chuuya, the strain of our shin soukoku children are exhausting
Atsushi: i'd rather not be related to akutagawa considering our relationship
Chuuya: if the tanizaki siblings can do it why can't you hypothetically do it
Tanizaki: WHAT
Naomi: TAKE THAT BACK
Chuuya: it is what it is
Sigma: This vacation will take place in a week's time and we will have you escorted to the sky casino and we will put down a no ability rule and just enjoy each others' company before the inevitable war crimes start. We all clear?
Tachihara: hot
Fukuzawa: I see no problem with this.
Ranpo: you just want to see your boyfriend
Mori: It's been a while since we've seen each other
Nikolai: and of course there will be deluxe honeymoon sweets for everyone in a relationship to enjoy ;)
Atsushi: the beds will probably be worth more than me
Elise: So not a lot?
Akutagawa: Don't worry Atsushi, you're priceless to me
Atsushi: aw ryuu
Dazai: CHUUYA YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS
Chuuya: THE BOY AND HIS DOG MARATHON?
Dazai: I CALL DIBS ON LITTLE SPOON
Chuuya: YOU ALWAYS GET LITTLE SPOON
Dazai: BE QUICKER SLUG
Ranpo: hey poe
Poe: yes?
Ranpo: shower sex ;)
Poe: RANPO
Fukuzawa: Ranpo!
Kyouka: How does that even work?
Mori: You don't wanna know my dear
Atsushi: don't call her dear
Sigma: Also the bed should fit three of us if we have a three spoon cuddle
Tachihara: DIBS ON MIDDLE
Kunikida: I shall take the role of big spoon
Sigma: Little spoon it is
Jouno: hey tecchou
Tecchou: no i'm not washing your back in the bathtub
Jouno: why not? i'm blind and i can't see my back
Tecchou: no one can see their back smartass
Jouno: wowww so you're just gonna reject my advances like that
Teruko: zero rizz fr
Higuchi: We can do each other's make up Gin!
Gin: I can't wait!!
Yosano: we are so pillow fighting
Kouyou: Is that a challenge?
Haruno: I will baby sit! I love kids!
Dazai: good luck with those spawns of satan
Ranpo: stick em on roblox and they'll be fine
Elise: ROBUX ROBUX
Mori: Sigh
Dazai: you deserve it
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Fanfiction❝God you have failed me once again❞ ••• where fukuzawa makes a mistake and creates a groupchat between groups. available on AO3 ••• highest rankings: #1 in soukoku - 01/03/23 #1 in skk - 06/03/23 #1 in fyolai - 06/03/23 #1 in bsd - 14/03/23 #1 in ss...