✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* argyle (modern day)
skaterbirdie: who did u murder for ur username
argyle: no one lol
skaterbirdie: suspicious.
❝ he tells me i'm pretty. ❞
[ argyle x male oc ]
[ modern day au ]
[ social media fic ]
birdie okay quick, you guys need to tell me everything about this argyle person
robster lobster ...what
wheelah His name is Argyle (not sure if it's his real name), Jon says he gets his weed from him all the time, they met the day Argyle first moved here to Hawkins from California
birdie i'm sorry but what sane person moves away from CALIFORNIA to live in shitty hawkins? we didn't even have a skatepark until i started funding for it myself
wheelah Okay well from what I know, Jon says Argyle's parents use to be loaded, like beach house with a nice sunny view every morning loaded but then Argyle's grandma (his dad's mom) got really sick so they moved back here so that they can take care of her
birdie wait aww that's kinda sweet
robster lobster hold on... oh my god, do my eyes decieve me? birdie is growing a heart?
birdie okay first of all dickhead, i have a heart and second, it's not for argyle
robster lobster yeah yeah you're getting a crush whatever
birdie stop. or i expose u to vickie
robster lobster okay okay sorry
wheelah Anyway, Argyle just recently moved here like this past year, so that's like all I know from Jonathan and stuff so yeah
birdie god. a Man is making me feel things.
robster lobster kinda ur fault for choosing that team. we could be crushing it as lady killers together rn but like u know u had to go and be gay
birdie yea sorry *ungays myself*
wheelah "Ungays" 💀 Imagine being Gay, couldn't be me
birdie imagine being straight tho... couldn't be me. like ever. 🤕🤕
wheelah Wow. Rude. You know I'm bi 🫤
birdie yeah sorry 🫢 i forgot
robster lobster anyway, so you and argyle huh?
birdie no. no me and argyle.
wheelah Mm-hmm...
birdie there is NO me and argyle. no. nada. never.
wheelah
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wheelah Sorry wrong one
wheelah
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robster lobster always
birdie nance?
wheelah Yeah?
birdie i hate u. 😘
wheelah Well, I love you. And I always will. Even if you can't love yourself 🥺
birdie i'm searching up how to unalive someone and get away with it.
robster lobstee not nance pls 😭😭 she's the love of my life
wheelah Oh my gosh and you're the love of mine <3
birdie *screenshots for jonathan*
wheelah Wow Birdie. 🫤🫤 I thought you were an ally.
