✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* argyle (modern day)
skaterbirdie: who did u murder for ur username
argyle: no one lol
skaterbirdie: suspicious.
❝ he tells me i'm pretty. ❞
[ argyle x male oc ]
[ modern day au ]
[ social media fic ]
bird the usual. lecture over text about how disappointing i'm turning out to be. she found out about us partying last night through someone who follows me. the fucking snitch
nance That sucks, Birdie. But hey, at least you and Argyle are working things out! :)
bird yeah... he's really understanding
nance Yeah, he's a really big softie. Like a walking teddy bear or something.
bird yeah. my lil teddy bear. he's cute i really hate how my mom treats me nance.
nance I know, Bird...
bird why doesn't she like me?? why would she have a kid she doesn't even like or love or even care about?? image matters more to her, i'm so scared of coming out because of her. i fucking hate her sometimes
nance Oh, Birdie :( I wish I could give you a big hug right now...
bird it's ok, argy is.
nance For what it's worth, I'm sure my mom would be willing to adopt you if you ever came out and your mom disowned you or something, whatever she says about kicking you out and stuff if you were to ever come out.
bird god i love ur milf mom
nance Nvm. Hope you die. 🫤
bird i love you too nance
nance I love you more, Birdie. <3 You're my bestest friend.
bird screenshotting to send rob rn
nance I take it back, I hate you
bird
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