2 weeks after the party
everyone cool in hawkins
eds, steven, argy, jon, nance & robeds
GUYS HELP LMFAOrob
what's wrong edstereds
i offered bird to eat with me at benny'ssteven
and??eds
he said no and legit just posted a video of himself eating on tiktok with the caption "my mouse eating alone moment" with the sound and everything 😭 LIKE BAE WE COULD'VE BEEN ON A DATE RN HOLDING HANDS THEY'RE SO DRAMATICrob
birdie?? 😭birdie
i'm preparing for the exams. i couldn't exactly leave my home rn 😕eds
well u could've just said that and we'd be eating together at ur place 😭argy
what's funnier is i also offered to study with him
today and he said no. ☹️steven
birdie in his emo phase 🖤🥀birdie
i hate yousteven
please you love me birdbirdie
nope.steven
yep.rob
... anyways why are jancy so quietnance
No reason.jon
we were making out but you guys always blow up the gc when we're busyargy
wow jonny 😕jon
she means nothing to mebirdie
#jargylenance
I hate you guys so much.jon
then why are u rubbing my arm so lovingly if you hate me so much nancenance
Get out of my room.rob
that should be me 💔birdie
oh yeah! how's it going with vick, robbie?eds
yea, ya'll ✂️ yet?rob
you are disgusting edward munson.
and lesbians don't do thatbirdie
yeah they just go and buy plants together and get a cat or somethingargy
and what do gay guys do?eds
anal sex.birdie
no. they stare at each other's lips lovingly in a totally "bro" like waysteven
is that directed at anyone in particularjon
*cough* you and eddienance
You can't cough through text.jon
and yet i just did. 🤨birdie
guys i'm so bored.
argy can youuuuuhhuhdjdj
nvm i forgot i'm practically on house arrestrob
we'll break u out 🥸birdie
why that emoji?eds
in disguise 🥸steven
yes yes we'll all come and convince your mom we'll have a group study 🥸birdie
and what will the group study actually be?jon
orgy 🥸nance
I cannot believe you actually just said that. And with that emoji.birdie
yea count me out i'm no longer bored
i only wanted argyleargy
well, i'm kind of busy with frankbirdie
uh who's frank?argy
my tutor.birdie
is he hot?steven
oop, mama's jealousrob
shut up steveargy
if you think older dudes are hot yeahjon
they so areeds
jonathan?? 😭birdie
okay. 😕argy
he also makes me put my phone away for the whole hour of tutoring
so i'm gonna be inactivebirdie
i don't like him ☹️argy
trust me no one does
dude cannot get any other jobs than this shitty tutoring one my mom pays him 20 bucks and it's only once every 2 weeksbirdie
man.
okay. i'm down for the break out
i gotta get out of hererob
yay we're on our way 🥸steven
yes i had to pick them all up 🥸nance
No joke. Jon is on my lap rn 🥸birdie
steve has a five seater??? there's literally a vacant seat he can usejon
i like sitting on her lap 🥸argy
aw man i wanna be apart of this :( i'd be on birdie's lap :(((birdie
then meet us after? :)argy
yeah. it's only an hour anyway
okay, well have fun! i'll see u guys later
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