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nance & birdie

birdie
wdym secret admirers??

nance
Not so secret when they're open about it

birdie
WHO ARE THEY?

nance
I can't tell you! But I will have you know they're both a little disappointed you've blown both of them off many times and suddenly you're just "hanging out" with Argyle, especially at your spot, at YOUR skatepark. Skateboarding. Alone. Almost like a "date."

birdie
it's literally not a date, we're not alone

nance
Not alone? Who are you guys with?

birdie
like the boys from the park. and girls. and enbies. so we're not alone

nance
Yeah, but you met up there. To teach Argyle how to skateboard...

birdie
exactly! maybe if these admirers did that too, maybe i'd give them a chance to but like no one takes interests in what i do, or have to say, or think, no one except argy

nance
"Argy" you guys are so cute.
#Bargyle, wait no

birdie
stop. ew.

nance
No, I got it! Argie?

birdie
no.

nance
Birgyle

birdie
stop.

nance
Wait, what are you guys doing now? Mike said they just got to the skatepark and you guys aren't even there

birdie
smoking in his van

nance
Wow. Whore.

birdie

nanceSTOP LMAO

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nance
STOP LMAO

birdie
wait did u send ur brother to spy on me? 😨

nance
...... no.

birdie
nancy.

nance
It IS a no! It was just pure coincidence that they were going there and you just happened to be there with Argyle... 😁

birdie
you're lucky i'm high and don't give a shit rn

nance
Stay safe. Use a condom! <3

birdie
i hate you so much

nance
Love you too 🥹
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