✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* argyle (modern day)
skaterbirdie: who did u murder for ur username
argyle: no one lol
skaterbirdie: suspicious.
❝ he tells me i'm pretty. ❞
[ argyle x male oc ]
[ modern day au ]
[ social media fic ]
bird :) i wish i was a girl so i can have your babies
argy <3 wait what, you can't? i'm too high right now birdie
bird :) wait no. i take that back i let the intrusive thoughts win 🙁
argy <3 are you high too?
bird :) maybe... eds brought me a treat once and i figured since i was bored i should, yk, eat it and i was just staring at your baby pics that your mom sent me through and i was like oh my gosh argyle and i would make a cute baby bc i was super cute as a baby too then i nearly cried when i realized i can't carry your children since i'm a Man. with man parts :(
argy <3 oh
bird :) oh sorry am i weirding you out? i swear it's just the edible
argy <3 no. i actually think it's kinda cute like you wanna have kids with me?
bird :) idk. the thought seems nice maybe we'd settle down in chicago or... we can go back to your home town together. and have a couple of adopted ones and idk maybe a dog or a cat. or something cool like a turtle or ferret
argy <3 you really want all that with me?
bird :) i would really love to, yeah
argy <3 i'm coming to you
bird :) where'd u go anyways
argy <3 jonathan wanted to have a talk, then suddenly we were just smoking lol
bird :) ah okay. i'll be waiting in the outfit you like most on me
argy <3 i love it when u wear ur cute lil pjs
bird :) you said it gets u all hot and riled up argy. and you use the word "cute" for it?
argy <3 i think everything is cute and hot on u u make it look best
bird :)
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argy <3 lol ur so funny
bird :) ik :333 anyway are you almost here???
argy <3 i almost turned around when u said :3 but its ok. we all have our flaws
bird :) you're so mean sometimes. i love it
argy <3 oh garsh okay im here now
bird :) finally i missed you
argy <3 i saw you before i left
bird :) yea but i was still asleep i wanna see ur cute lil face. and kiss u.
argy <3 i'm coming up the stairs in a bit, just checking everything really quick
bird :) do it quicker
argy <3 hold your horses birdie
bird :) i dont have any. i'm a bird omg i'm gonna make something
argy <3 oh okay? like what?
bird :) this is if we had a girl
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and if we had a boy
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argy<3 WAIT WHAT you literally made those urself 😭
bird :) yes. i got the app where u swap swappity and stuff witj the faces
