Caspian: I may be having a not great time but at least my flesh suit is healthy and taking me where I need to go!
Rae: *concerned boyfriend noises*
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Caspian: Hey 911 I hate to be "that guy" but I glued myself to the ceiling again
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Athena: I probably have a concussion
Athena: I think I taste coconut
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Rae: Caspian, I'm begging you, **please** go to the doctor
Caspian: I'm sorry, is this **our** stab wound?
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Athena: Why are you so out of breath?
Sherbert, pulling an arrow out of their shoulder: Running from my problems is a full time gig
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Netherum: How come whenever I have fun, it's considered wrong?
Alerion: Netherum, people die when you have fun
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Rae: *laying face down in the dirt*
Caspian: Are you okay?
Rae: I'm having me time
Aax: Can we join?
Caspian: Yeah, can we?
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Rae: I left a list of instructions for when I'm gone
Caspian: This just says No
Rae: Right, now apply that to every scenario you can think of
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Any of the gods except for Alerion: Violence?
Tired Epros and Kinaxus: Not in public
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Sherbert: A peaceful walk in the woods really relaxes me.
Sherbert: The fact that I'm dragging a body should be irrelevant.
Rae: This is concerning
Swipnntwo: I 110% support you and approve this message
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Rae: Why is being alive so hard?
Rae: I'm not even having a good time.
~~tbh this could also be literally any fable character~~
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After Athena learns about being Netherum's kid
Athena: With great power, comes great irresponsibility!
Sherbert: Well said, my dude
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Sherbert: Here are your options
Sherbert: One. Screw you, I'm Fable's child and engaged to God
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Centross: I started on the bottom and I was somehow able to get lower
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Warden (Sherbert in *Let Me Save You*): I came out here to fight people and I'm honestly having such a good time right now
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Sherbert: The last thing I want to do is hurt you
Sherbert: Then my to-do list will be complete and I go home
