**Quixis:** Twilight Sparkle was the main character because she represented the element of friendship—
**Icarus, tied up:** PLEASE, I JUST WANT TO SEE MY FAMILY AGAIN!
**Quixis:** I'M NOT DONE!
**Quixis:** And Rainbow Dash was the sporty girl—
**Quixis:** Am I right, Icarus?
**Icarus:** I’m almost certain you’re not, but to be fair, I wasn’t listening.
Enderian: *breathes*
Rae: “get the actual [EXPLETIVE] out of here”
Icarus: I don't want to control the Wack.
Icarus: I want to get rid of Quixis.
Icarus: on a scale of 1 to 10 how bad is it?
Quixis: oh I’d say it’s about a seven point…
Quixis: wings broke off?
Icarus: MY WINGS ARE WHAT?!
Easton: Every time you get a boyfriend I get a degree. *pointing to Rae*
Icarus: I had wings once.
Icarus: They were strong, but they were stolen from me.
Icarus: why did you clone me twice?
Quixis: yes. Twice….
A completely different universe Icarus: hello!
Quixis: -proceeds to wack said variant of Icarus away-
Aax: By technicalities, I am immortal until proven mortal, therefore I can do whatever I wish to!
Season one;
Ghosty: Rae, If I was a worm would you love me?
Rae: ...
Rae: Ghosty we live underground in tunnels what the f*ck are you talking about
Ghosty: *Wailing* BUT WOULD YOU STILL LOVE MEEEE
**Rae** : *organizing the library*
**Caspian and Aax**: *Walk up to him*
**Aax**: hi baby
**Caspian**: hi love
**Rae**: so how was your day
**Aax**: we almost got surprise adopted
**Rae**: what?
**Caspian**: we almost got kidnapped
**Rae**: oh ok
**Rae**: *drops books* ***WAIT WHAT?!***
Fable: Is there anything so undoing as a child?
Easton on Monday: *superglued a dime to the sidewalk,followed by mischievous laughter*
Easton on Wednesday:Ooooo look a Dime!!
Isla: I hate sand.
Isla: It's rough, and course, and irritating, and it gets everywhere.
Fable: The Gilded castle was at least triple the size of Morningstar castle.
Rae: <:surprised_athena_face:1044415032647221308>
Icarus: My castle is bigger than yours.
Isla: Why didn't you *tell* me?
Fable: Tell you what, love?
Isla: That your kingdom is in the desert-
Fable: What do you me-
Isla: If I'd have known I'd have to stay in this false replicate of the nether I wouldn't have married you!
Fable: <:jamwaaa:966160500029272064>
Enderian: I was never cut out to be a mother.
Fable: My kid said I was father of the year every year.
*pointing at Enderian* Who's that?
Fable: They don't like me.
*pointing at enemy realms* Who's that?
Fable: They don't like me either.
*pointing at the fandom* Who's that?
Fable: Let's just assume for the moment that everyone in here doesn't like me.
Kid Icarus: what would you say if one day I came home with like six birds?
Fable: what’s in the box?
Kid Icarus:
Fable: what’s in the box Icarus?…
Kid Icarus,: I think you know..
Athena: If I was a drink, I would be strawberry milk. If you were a drink, what would you be?
Athena: And please don't say "bleach" or "sewage". Calm down edgelords.
Travelers from other universes: Quixis is a powerful interdimensional deity, they're dangerous!
Icarus: Quixis is a bitch, that's what they are.
Rae: Don't do it Icarus, I haven't run any tests!
Icarus: You can throw your tests to the void. I'm killing them and there is nothing you can do to stop me.
