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Lil!Rae: *eats the last fry*
Lil!Sherbert: *dramatic gasp* somewhere in the haze got a sense I’ve been betrayed
Fable: *facepalming in the corner of the room*

Caspian: This is not coffee. This is twenty bottles of five-hour energy and four cans of Monster mixed with cocoa powder
Rae: I’m pretty sure my heart stopped beating two hours ago
Caspian: *distressed noises*

Rae: How am I the more responsible out of us?
Sherb: Because you're a scientist.  I also inhale to many fumes in rooms with poor ventilation. 
Rae: Ahhh, makes sense now.
Sherb afterwards: Hey Rae, you heard of this stuff called Mercury?
Rae: SHERBERT GO GET A FUME HOOD

Sherbert: If I believe it's not real it's not my problem.
Rae:  **SHERB JUST GO TO SLEEP! IT'S BEEN LIKE 2 DAYS AND YOU HAVEN'T SLEPT**

Ocie and or Momboo: *are sad*
The weather: cool imma just start crying too, we in this together homies

Sherbert: People think they can outsmart me...
Sherbert: ...maybe, but I have yet to find someone who can outsmart an arrow.

S1 vibes
Rae: You played me!
Centross: Like the cheap kazoo you are!


Wolf: *sharpens ||knife||* We've got ways of making people talk.
Wolf: *cuts piece of cake*
Centross: ...Can I have some?
Wolf: Cake is for talkers.


Rae: I  wish I was a cat, but not in a furry kinda way, more like a “I can sleep all day and hit people with no consequences” kinda way.

— even the incorrect quote generator ships it
Aax: What’s up with Centross? They’ve been laying on the floor for like….an hour now?
Rae: They're just a little overwhelmed.
Aax: Why?
Rae: Wolf smiled at them.


Centross: Uh, I think I got your lunch. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘I am very proud of you. Love, Rae’*
Caspian: Oh yeah. I didn’t think this was for me. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘Be good. For the love of God, Please be good.’*

Sherbert: Honestly, I am so evil. So full of darkness. I feed of the souls of the living I strike fear into-
Rae: You sleep with a teddybear.
Sherbert: He’s my sECOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS!
Alternatively

Rae: You live with a chicken.
Sherbert: CHARLES IS TRESPASSER WHO FOLLOWS ME EVERYWHERE AND DOESN'T PAY RENT!
Sherbert: You were the one who wanted to RESCUE THE DUMPSTER CHICKEN!

Fable: Isla! I need some help!
Isla: What is it Fable?
Fable: I'm trying to make a kid but I don't know how to bring them to life.
Isla: Fable, did you ever receive *the talk* from your parents?
Fable: What talk?
Isla: You know, the one about babies and how they're made?
Fable: Offspring is created by shaping them into living beings.
Isla: Honey, that's not how it works.
*Fable receiving the talk from Isla*
Fable: Huh? Mortals do what now?
Fable made a baby concept and Isla helped, then there was a child.
Isla: Fable, honey, are you sure that you used the right DNA making Sherbert?
Fable, concerned: What happened?
Isla: I think that our child is a bird.
Baby Sherbirb, who just learned to walk: *perching on anything and everything they can find*

Rae: *knocking on door* what are doing centross?
Centross: *in a pile on glowberries* Uhhh drugs??

***Wolf wants cuddles***

Centross: *talking to Rae*
*text noise*
Centross: Oh, it's Wolf!
*Wolf 💛 has sent you an image*
Wolf:

Centross: *talking to Rae**text noise*Centross: Oh, it's Wolf!*Wolf 💛 has sent you an image*Wolf:

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