Rae: Look at how cute these pens are
Caspian: That's gay
Rae: ...Caspian we've been dating for like a year
Rae: let me see what you have!
Athena: a KNIFE!
Caspian: **NO!**
Alternatively
Rae: let me see what you have!
Athena: Another Cat!
Caspian: **NO!**
Aax: do you want this handful of moss?
Rae: why would I want a handful of moss?
Aax: ... you could've just said no.
Sherbert: See's the Iron Golem and reads his name, who?
Chat:Brian!
Sherbert:Who? Who's Brian?
Chat: *Collectively making sad deflated noises*
