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Some of the souls to Centross: Everytime you try to forget who you were,we’ll be right there to remind you again reaper.

Centross: We need to open this locked door, Ocie gimme your credit card.
Ocie: Here.
Centross, pocketing it: Thanks. Wolf, break down the door.

Sherbert:”I thought it was ‘I love you means you’re never ever ever getting rid of me’ not ‘I hate you means you’re never ever ever getting rid of me’ So why won’t you leave” *looking at charles*
Wolf:”so true mhm facts” *looking at Ollie*
Charles:*proceeds to sit next to sherbs brewing stands*
Ollie:*goes to lay on wolfs bed*
Sherb and Wolf:”you little-“

(during Ominous Bane)
Sherb: CENTROSS
Centross: huh
Sherb: *holding up tube of toothpaste* This! what is this
Centross: my toothpaste…?
Sherb: why do you squeeze it like this??? I SPEND SO MUCH TIME MAKING THE TOOTHPASTE MAKING THE TUBES PUTTING THE TOOTHPASTE IN THE TUBES AND YOU SQUEEZE IT LIKE THIS???

Ollie and Charles:*at wolf and sherbert* “You can’t get rid of me bitch you can’t you’re stuck with me for life”

Sherbert:”I once put an eye in a potion and drank It was my brothers”
Arisanna:”w h y would you do that-?!”
Sherbert:*shrug* “I’m assuming you’re not going to like the fact I’m planning to put his horn in a potion”
Arisanna:”Are you okay like actually-“

Centross: *comes out in a skirt*
Rae: what in Luce's name are you wearing?
Centross: a kilt!
Rae: WHY ARE YOU WEARING A KILT!?
Centross: WOLF CALLS ME PRETTY>:[
Wolf: YES I DO:D

Fable: ''girlboss gatekeep wait what's the other one i think i'm missing one''
Enderian: ''no there's not another one''
Fable: ''really i feel like there is one more''
Enderian: ''nope you imagined it''

Ocie:”Sherberts just Sherbert- don’t worry about it nothing about them makes sense”
Sherbert:”so true”
Arisanna:”okay- you people are weird-“

Arisanna:”why is your eye bleeding”
Sherbert:”it just does that it’s fine it doesn’t hurt”
Arisanna:”that’s even more concerning what the hell-“

Rae: telling sherb they need to go and socialize
Sherbert: okay I will
The objects/Everything: Excuse you what are we roaches!? (/jj)
Charles: L

Ven: Hey has anyone seen my comically large collection of marbles?
Ocie: …..*swallows the marbles*

Rae: How did none of you hear what I just said?-
Athena: I’ve just been zoned out for the past two and a half hours-
Sherbert: I got distracted half way through by potion stuff-
Ven: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

I’ve got two versions of this
Version 1
Athena and Rae:”WHY CAN’T YOU JUST BE NORMAL”
Sherbert:*screams while putting something that shouldn’t be in a potion in a potion*
——————-
Version 2
Sherbert:”WHY CAN’T YOU JUST BE NORMAL”
Quixis:*lava pond*

Sherbert: I am 39 cheetos tall.
Rae: Why... are you measuring your height in cheetos?
Sherbert: Because we're out of doritos.

Sherbert: I am 39 cheetos tall.
Rae: Why... are you measuring your height in cheetos?
Sherbert: Because we're out of doritos.

Ocie: What is your favourite mythical story?
Centross: The Story Of My Will To Live.
Ocie: I don’t think I’ve heard of that one before.

Rad: Sherbert, did you drink another eye potion?
Sherbert: *no eyecontact and is Doing the feet fidget thing* Noo
Rae: Dang it Sherbert-

*While planning to break in somewhere*
Sherbert: Hey, let's do "Get Help!"
Rae: What?
Sherbert: "Get Help."
Rae: No.
Sherbert: C'mon, you love it!
Rae: I hate it.
Sherbert: It's great! It works every time!
Rae: It's humiliating.
Sherbert: Do you have a better plan?
Rae: No.
Sherbert: We're doing it!
Rae: We are not doing "Get Help!"
*A Minute Later*
Sherbert, carrying Rae: Get help! Please! They're dying! Help Them! *throws Rae at guards, knocking them out*
Sherbert: Ahh, classic!
Rae: *gets up* I still hate it. It's humiliating.
Sherbert, laughing: Not for me, it's not.

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