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Icarus: You hurt my friends!
Quixis: Let's talk about your friends. They didn't have to be here.
Icarus: Huh?
Quixis: They had lives of their own to live and you took them away from them. You brought them into this. You put them in danger.
Icarus: They were trying to help me!
Quixis: They were. And this is the result. All of this is your fault.
Icarus: *starting to cry*
Quixis: Oh, no more tears.

Icarus: hey, wanna help me commit arson?
Easton: what the hell!?
Icarus: oh, sorry, my bad.
Icarus, whispering: wanna help me commit arson?
Easton, whispering: of course. What do you need?

Spoilers for yesterday's lore
||Fable: Sherbert and Rae? Their real name is Icarus and Rae was supposed to be named Theseus.
Rae: I could've been Theseus?
Fable: Yes, but Isla named you after your grandfather.
Rae: I COULD'VE BEEN THESEUS?||

Rae: my future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.
Caspain: -steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to his knees and sob while apologizing profusely-
Rae: that one,I want that one.

Fable: "I call this a regular tuesday morning, Hi, I'm Fable and my sons best friend just stabbed me"

Centross: *stabs fable*
Fable: “that was awfully impolite”
Centross: “that usually works”

Uylsses: "Whats happening"
Everyone from last time: "We don't have time to unpack all that"

Easton: hey, wanna hear a funny joke?
Centross: i only like dark humor.
Sherbet, turning the lights off: what do you call a fake noodle?
Centross:
Easton: An IMPASTA!

Faye: *Walking in to a room* Sorry I'm late, Dad. I was...*doing things.*
Morgan: Huh-
*Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*
Theo: *out of breath* **SHE PUSHED ME DOWN THE F()CKIN' STAIRS-**

The allays: she was a poetry, but he couldn’t read.
The sparks: his name was Jared, he’s nineteen.
The souls: when his parents built a very strange machine.
The wind: Watch that scene dig it the dancing queen!
The fish: AYE  MACARENA!

Soul: be serious. Just be friendly and don’t flirt with them.
Isla: I’m not going to-
-cue fable and Enderian appearing-
Isla: …freaking hell,okay!

Fable: sherbet needs to learn some morals and values.
Enderian: look at them and tell me there’s a god!
Kid sherb: he made me in his own image :3

Kid Rae: why would I make them so uncomfortable? 

Isla: it probably has to deal with your reputation. 

Kid Rae: I have a reputation?

Isla: they feel your bloodline, that you’re like-

Kid Rae: Enderian. 

Kid Rae: do you think I’m like Enderian?

Rae: please tell me you didn’t drag Ocie  into this 

Aax: I definitely didn’t drag Ocie  into this 

‘Door knocking sounds’

Rae: who’s that?

Aax: I think you know…

*Isla and Soul on a call*

Isla: Sorry, I have to go. My pizza's here.

Soul: *(jokingly)* Where's my pizza?

*half an hour later*

Soul: HOW THE HECK DID YOU GET A PIZZA TO THE NETHER?

If young Eye Duo met their current selves

Little Rae: Please don't hurt me, I didn't mean to do anything wrong. What happened to your eye?

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