Ocie: Fable, I have some rather important updates for you.
Fable: Oh? Do tell Ocean.
Ocie: Well, your nephew Rae has two boyfriends. One of them is that Caspian guy you talked to.
Fable: I'm sorry WHAT?
Ocie: And a cool potion lad who has made several new potions is engaged to Swipnntwo. You'd probably like meeting them.
Fable: 😶😶
Fable: ...I'll probably regret asking this, but what is the alchemist called?
Ocie: Well, Chaos calls them Ice Cream.
Fable: *holding his breath*
Ocie: But I think their real name is Sherbert.
Fable: Excuse me for one moment.
Fable: *teleports away*
Fable: *screams*
