*The squad right before Ghaae wedding*
Momboo: Well I have to go, I have a wedding to attend.
Jamie: Wait... Oh! I have a wedding to attend too!
Athena: Oh, I have a wedding to attend as well
Sherb: I THINK WE ALL HAVE WEDDINGS TO ATTEND
Centross, panicked: I THINK I HAVE A WEDDING TO OFFICIATE
Aax: On a scale from “damn Daniel” to “fre sha vaca do”, how are you feeling?
Jamie: In between “it’s an avocado, thanks” and “how did you defeat Captain America”, but as a solid answer I would say “I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger”. How about you, Rae?
Rae: Probably “road work ahead”.
Caspian: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.
Alerion: *confuse*
Rae: Athena hurry up I thought you were gonna come to lab with me
Athena: umm Rae we have a problem, I kinda can’t get up
Rae: *runs in thinking that there’s something wrong physically* oh my goodness are you OK?
Athena: oh I’m fine, one my cat’s is just sitting on my lap and it’s against the law to disturb a cat especially when they’re comfortable.
Enderian: *Just sitting peacefully with her lover*
Nethrum: *appears, drops a bucket of glitter on her*
Fable: *just jumps out of the bushes behind them, High-fives nethrum* prank gang
Enderian: *fuming and now chasing around fable and nethrum* I swear to the ancient ones I will rip you apart
Soul: *just walked over to orchid with a bucket of popcorn* they’re gonna be a while might as well enjoy the show.
Rae: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me
Athena: Okay, but in my defense, Jamie bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo.
Rae: That’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!
Caspian: Rae and I don’t use pet names.
Athena: I see. Hey, what do bees make?
Caspian: Honey?
Rae: Yes, dear?
Caspian:
Jamie: Don't ever lie to my face again.
Aax: why don't I get a nickname>:0
thowback to s1 bc yes
Luce: *appears and sees that Ghae has moved their beds together in the room he made for Rae*
Rae: *sees Luce* uhhhh
Luce: *looks inbetween Rae and Caspian ans the beds being together and thinks* theres’s something going on here, there’s something more going on here betwen these too and i approve it
Rae: So, everyone, what have you decided? Sherbert, you go first.
Sherbert: I think we should vote Centross off the island!
Rae: Uh, that's not what I meant. Centross, what do you think?
Centross: I also think that we should vote Centross off the island.
Rae: No!
Chaos: Only if I can push Centross off the island.
Rae: This was supposed to be a decision about what to do with the sculk problem!
Everyone: Ohhhh
Chaos: I still want to push Centross off the island.
Rae: Aax, I feel sad.
Aax: *tight hug*
Sherbert: Rakai, I feel said.
Rakai: mood.
***Ghae***
Sherbert: Why are your tongues purple?
Rae: We had slushies. I had a blue one.
Caspian: I had a red one.
Sherbert: Oh
Sherbert:
Sherbert: OH
Athena:
Athena: You drank each other's slushies?
Ghae: 😶😶
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***Sherbkai***
Rae: Why are your tongues purple?
Sherbert: We had slushies. I had a blue one.
Rakai: I had a red one.
Rae: Oh
Rae:
Rae: OH
Athena:
Athena: You drank each other's slushies?
Sherbert: Well, to be more accurate, Rakai stole some of mine first so I stole some of theirs for revenge.
Rakai: I regret nothing.
Rae, covered in mud: *sigh* hi centross
Centross: *laughing* what happened Rae?
Wolf, following: mud is gross
Ollie: 😶😶
Fable: my kid can do no wrong
Haley: wut
Rae: where ya goin?
Caspian: to uh shovel the snow!
Rae: alright let me know if ya need help babe!
Caspian: I will!
Rae: *humming*
Rae: wait...*bursts out the door* ITS SUMMER
Centross: so yall have heard of updog right?
Wolf: *rolls eyes* yeah yeah
Centross: *giggling* hey Rae?
Rae: hm?
Athena: no no! I'm telling him>:[ so Rae yknow updog?
Rae: *sigh* yeah?
Athena: it smells like henway in here
Centross: *giggling*
Rae: henway? What's a henway?
Athena: ABOUT 10 POUNDS *laughing*
Centross: 🤣
Wolf: <:😀
Rae: 😐😐
Rae: *in the archives* What is it with Gods and ||killing|| each other?!
Enderian: I wanted power
Netherum: I did it for fun
Fable: I technically didn't, only got revenge
Alerion: I'm the only one who hasn't ||killed|| another God
Aax: *Screams*
Caspian: *Screams louder to assert dominance*
Rae: Should we do something?!
Athena, observing: No, I want to see who wins this.
Cop: You’re receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.
Aax: oh shi-
Rae: Wait, three?
Cop: Yeah?
Caspian: OH MY GOD ATHENA FELL OFF!!!
Athena: Why are Aax and Rae sitting with their backs to each other?
Caspian: They had a fight.
Athena: Then why are they holding hands?
Caspian: They get sad when they fight.
Athena: *screams*
Jamie: *screams back to be the bigger man*
Centross: is this normal???
Strawberri, Rae qnd Caspian: oh yeah every day dude
Athena: *eating cereal with a fork*
Jamie:*drinking a potato smoothie with honey*
Choas: *just eating a totem*
Rae: *walks in with like five notebooks in his hands while somehow managing to hold a coffee mug in his hands as well*
Caspian: *Just sneaking bites of his breakfast under the table to Atlas as the goodest girl deserves them*
Centross: can we just have a normal breakfast for once?
Aax: I mean this is very normal for us *Goes back to eating his flesh cookies*
Athena: wait why is chaos here? No offence but shouldn’t you be at home.
chaos: I saw you all eating and wanted to join you
Reactions to a *your mom* joke: Prince Edition!
Sherbert: I don't have a mom
Rae: Which one?
Athena: Mom! Come see this!
Sherb: i lost my partner
Athena: i lost my uncle
Aax and Caspian: I lost my lover
Rae: ;_; i lost my eye
Jamie: that's rough buddy
Centross: I've not had a partner
Aax and Caspian: my boyfriend turned into a monster
Centross: thats rough buddy
*When a Fable god does something wrong*
Netherum: It's okay because they're baby
Enderian: It's okay because she's hot
Alerion: It's okay because he's Uncle
Fable: He was always suspicious, we knew he couldn't be trusted.
Ocie: *kicks the door down looking panicked*
Rae: What did you do?
Ocie: Nobody died!
Rae, concerned: WHAT DID YOU DO?!
Rae: I CAN'T DO IT!
Caspian, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER!
Rae: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE
Aax: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.
Rae:
Rae: I appreciate it,
Rae: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-
Jamie: Rae-
Rae: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!
Centross: Rae we gotta-
Rae: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.
Rae: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'
Rae, motioning to s1 sherb : NOT FUCKING THIS
Rae: We need to distract these guys
Caspian: Leave it to me
Caspian: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
Aax, Jamie, and Centross: *Immediately begin arguing*
Athena , watching in horror: Oh this. I don’t like this. I don't like this at all.
