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Athena, texting Sherbert: Sherbert! Help I'm being kidnapped
Sherbert: Where are you?
Athena: I'm with some strange person. In a car. Help.
Sherbert: I'll call Rae.
Rae, answering his phone: Y'ello?
Sherbert: Where's Athena? They texted me that they were being kidnapped.
Rae: Athena? Whaddya mean, they're right next to me-
Rae:
Rae: I'll call you back. *hangs up*
Rae: THE NEW EYE ISN'T THAT BAD!
Athena: WHO ARE YOU?!

Rae, in a beach shirt: So sue me, it's October and I'd like to be on Island Time for a day!
Sherbert: I have Spotify open right now on my computer, do you want me to blast you? Do you want me to put you on blast? Cuz I've got your history right here on the sidebar,
Sherbert: Take it Back by Jimmy Buffet, Nautical Wheelers by Jimmy Buffet, Jolly Mon Sing by Jimmy Buffet, Steamer by Jimmy Buffet, trEAT HER LIKE A LADY BY JIMMY BUFFET, MAÑANA BY JIMMY BUFFET, WHEN SALOME PLAYS THE DRUMS BY JAMES BUFFET, HAVANA DAYDREAMIN BY JIMMY BUFFET- What happened to you?!
Rae, laughing: I HAD A CASE OF THE MONDAYS
Sherbert: ARE YOU HAUNTED?! ARE YOU POSSESSED?!
Sherbert: YOU USED TO BE MY FRIEND
Rae, cry-laughing: ᴵ ᴴᴬᴰ ᴬ ᶜᴬˢᴱ ᴼᶠ ᵀᴴᴱ ᴹᴼᴺᴰᴬʸ

Caspian, pointing: May I sit there?
Rae: That's...my lap
Caspian: That doesn't answer my question, Rae.

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