Trying to buy a bigger bed:
Rae: so what’s the biggest bed you have
Salesman: like a king, or a California king?
Caspian: nothing bigger?
Salesman: no?
Rae: can we place a custom order then
Salesman: how big of a bed do you need?
Caspian: the biggest
Salesman: why? How many people are you trying to fit in one bed?
Rae: three adults
Athena: one hybrid
Jamie: and a bear
Caspian: multiple dogs
Aax: wolf dogs
Athena: and cats
Aax: birds and preferably axolotls too
Rae: *to Aax* wait the axolotls too?
Caspian: so what’s the biggest that can be made?
Salesman: *faints*
This is why they don’t have a bigger bed yet /j
