A/N I'm still alive I promise just lost my hpyerfixation on a lot of things for a bit but I'm back!!!
Sherbet: we are wanted for, several crimes we did not commit and-
Centross: I am wanted for several war crimes-
Centross; I am wanted for several war crimes we did not commit, I’m the only person who’s been constantly seen at every crime
Rae (younger): i finished another book series!!
Sherb: what book series next?
Rae: i didnt say anything about the next book series i want to read next...? <:raewut:878768780933759018>
Sherb: Which book series?
Rae: Percy Jackson..
Sherb: thank you
(I made myself sad so I share)
Isla: *reunited with sherbert and Rae*
Isla: oh my sweet darlings, this world has not been Kind to you has it.
(Adding to that)
Sherb: mom god left me at the altar
Isla: i- yknow what I don't wanna know-
Rae: oh and I have horns...again
Isla: again?!?! Good void I've been gone long..
Everyone: *quietly getting sherbert’s house decorated while theyre asleep*
Quixis: i like blue. *turns some of the purple things blue*
Everyone: *visible panic since sherb wakes soon*
Rae: *quiet whispering* fast, fast, fast
Everyone: *thumbs up*
Everyone: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
Sherb: AHHHHHHH
Caspian: Rae give me the coffee
Rae: I haven’t had many
Caspian: you’ve had over 10 in the past two hours
Rae: … *runs*
Young Rae:”Dude Have you noticed your voice has changed?”
Young Sherb:”What, you mean how I sound like an Adult and you squeal like a piglet on helium?”
Young Rae: *Voice cracking* “You take that back!”
Young Sherb:*laughs* ”Sure when you ask me like a man”
Young Rae: *Shrieking* “I am a man!!”
Young Sherb: “Really? 'Cause right now you sound like a mouse whose parachute won't open.”
*small Athena laughs at this*
Young Rae: *Rising in pitch* “If you don't take that back, I'm going to—“
*Young Rae shrieks at Young Sherb and his voice turns into high pitched ringing. young Sherbs and Athena’s pupils shrink and roll behind their eyes*
Shooting Star: *On TV; to Gary* “You have won this antique crystal decanter worth over ten-thous—“
*Shooting Star explodes because of Young Rae’s screeching: Young Rae continues screeching and his voice returns to normal*
Young Rae: *Voice cracking* “—By the time I'm finished, you'll be whistling out your butt!”
Young Sherb: “Ugh! Okay, okay, I take it back. Man, my ears are still ringing.”
*Doorbell rings*
Young Sherb: “Ah! There it is again.”
Fengári, at some point, probably: "Hey! It's a fun guy standing next to a fun-gi!!" *snaps a picture of Ven standing next to some shelf mushrooms*
Caspian to Aax and Rae: “when I’m together with you I feel like the most beautiful idiot in the whole world”
Centross: As you know,I keep a list of all my friends in order of how likely they are to betray me.
Centross: and we’ve established this.
Rae: where am I on the list?
Centross: well i can’t tell you that, because then you’ll quickly move up or down depending on your reaction.
Aax and Caspian: *making terrible jokes*
Rae: Yall are idiots but i still love yall.
Enderian: Fable, i swear to the primordials if you bring up your child one more time I’m going to lose my mind
Fable: I’m not the only one! Alerion brought his up to!
Alerion: Dont bring me into this!
Enderian: why can’t you all be more like Netherum? They haven’t brought up their child once!
Netherum: May I?
Enderian: No.
(My friend helped me with this lol)
Rae: Mom come pick me up i'm scared-
Enderian: *Appears*
Rae: NO, NOT YOU- YOU RUINED MY LIFE!
Enderian: How could I ruin your life? I wasn't even there!
*Fence is locked*
Rae: thats sad.
Caspian: Yeah.
Aax: Rae help me up.
Rae: For what?
Aax: Getting to the lock
Rae: Uhh-
Caspian: ILL HELP
*Aax gets on Caspian’s shoulders*
Aax: *starts unlocking fence and successfully does so*
Rae and Caspian: *in shock*
Aax: ok lets go
Rae: damn, the powers out again.
Sherbet: oh don’t worry I got it.
(Shakes themselves until they glow green)
Rae: Wha-
Sherbet: I swallowed a flashlight :>
Rae: why would you!
Sherbet: because I can.
Alternative
Rae: powers out
Sherb: don’t worry I got this
(Mixes and then Shakes a pair of the bottles they always have with them into another, it starts to glow)
Rae: what
Sherb: glow ink and slime, it glows
Rae:huh cool…wait is that how you made glowing hair gel?
Sherb: I am a human gps.
Rae: Yeah sure.
Sherb: Home is thata way. *pointing to a random direction*
Rae: Okay lets go that way and find out youre wrong.
*they go that way and actually find their house*
Rae: what the…..
Sherb: See? <:athenasmile:926905673881649222>
Rae: ….i should never doubt you with directions
