Little Sherb: im a simple man, all i want is to play kerby and make mac n cheese.
Fable: I don't want Sherbert getting distracted by you being adorable
Little Rae: *Stomping his foot* I am not adorable!
Little Sherb: Aww he stamped his wittle foot
Sherb:wanna see how far I can throw charles:D
Rae: oh gods no- not again-
Sherb: *tosses Charles* whoooo new record
Charles: *angry chirps*
Sherb: oh hush you rainbow chicken
Ollie: WHY IS SHERB TALLER!??! AND THEIR EYE?!?!?!?
Jellie, calmly: trauma
Fable,watching from afar: I'm sorry isla..
Enderian: see? It's not fun is it?
Fable: ..no its not. I want my family back.
Enderian: too bad. You chose to be king! Now, I'll have a son. And you'll be left to rot alone. *angst*
Lil Sherb: I’m sad.
Tiny Rae: Don’t be sad Sherby, because sad backwards is das.
Tiny Rae: And das not good.
Li!sherb: *throws rock at fable*
Fable: ow! Why would you throw the rock child!?
Li!sherb: you're outfits dum:D imma go say hi to sibling
Isla/orchid: brother sherb. He's gonna be your brother dear
Li!sherb: broter!
Isla/orchid: yes my dear, brother
Fable: there’s a H in brother y’k
Li!Sherbert: h..h in brother..Nope! I don’t know her! >:^
Li!Sherbert: ✨Broter✨
Fable: 🤦
Orchid/Isla: 🥹🤣
Sherbert to Caspian and Aax: you break his heart i'll cut your dick off
little Rae: My feet huuurrrtttt
Sherb: it's a little more
Little Rae: but my feet huuurrtttt! they hurt bad bad.
Sherb: fine, get on my back
Little Rae: YAAAAA
Fable: Get me out of prison
Sherb: okay
Fable: *to the others* my kid hasn’t done it yet get me out
Sherb & Rae randomly showing up later: uhh
Fable: oh btw you’re siblings
Sherb and Rae: WHAT
Fable:”BITCH I MARRIED HER BEFORE YOU TWO MET”
Enderian:”IT WOULDNT MATTER IF YOU WEREN’T SUCH A BITCH”
Spoilers:
||Enderian: Stay here til you apologize.
Fable: FOR EHAT?!
E: YOU KNOW WHAT!! YOU TOOK MY GF!!!
F: I MARRIED HER DURING THE WAR
E: NO
F: YEAH
*more arguing*||
Lore spoilers
||Fable: I get women.
Enderian: me too
Orchid in the corner: ……||
Rae, sprinkling water on Wolf and Centross: By the power invested in me by Jack shit no where, be gay.
Wolf: I need you to look me straight in the eyes, okay?
Centross: You cannot expect me to look at those eyes and be straight.
