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Len: You are the luckiest guy ever
Vorago: i- no you are my brother
Len: *offended noises* owww

Rae: Wow, a surprisingly peaceful and domestic moment.
Rae: I wonder when it'll be ruined.
Athena, right on cue: Raeeeeeeee!

Caspian: are an enderman?
Rae: no
Caspian: because I get slightly scared when I look you in the eyes ;3
Rae: i- 😂
Aax: what about me!
Caspian: are you a creeper?
Aax: mm-mm
Caspian: because you blew up my world ;3
Aax: 😂 you're cheesy
Caspian: no I'm gay:3 and your boyfriend

Vorago : Brother though I hate you and you are a half dead fool I need your help
Len: what do you need you seaweed brained love sick fool?
Vorago: I can’t find my glasses and I checked everywhere
Len: did you really check everywhere?
Vorago: yes I am sure I checked everywhere why aren’t you helpful?
Len: *this whole time has been try not to laugh because Vorago’s glasses are perched on his head* you truly are a seaweed brain fool you can’t even see your own stupidity,

Rae: *launches into a full declaration of love and how he'll always find his boyfriends and choose them*
Caspian and Aax: *blushing*
Aax: Pinky promise?

Lennarius: It's a white flag Vorago, and you might as well start waving
Vorago: *THE ONLY THING I'LL BE WAVING IS YOUR DECAPITATED HEAD ON A STICK IN FRONT OF YOUR WEEPING MOTHER!!!*
Casus: *Horrified*
The Other Gods: *Also horrified*
Lennarius: *Also horrified*
Lennarius: ...wait, don't we have the same mother?

Ocie and Rae: “what was the reason?”
Len:”I just explained the reason”
Ocie and Rae: “WHAT WAS THE REASON”
Len:”*everybody makes mistakes*”
Ocie:😶

*What's your favorite animal?*

Athena, snuggling Jamie: I like my bear.
Caspian, holding Aax: This is my fish.
Sherbert, holding Charles out with their hands around his neck: Chickens are war criminals. Screw them.

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