Rae: i’m the youngest why am I the parent here?
Sherb: because it’s truly your turn with the brains cell
Rae:fair
Athena: also, because you’re the tallest
Sherbert: we need to form voltron to defeat the warden
Athena: I say "vol" you say "tron"
Rae:Voltron
Everyone: Quiet chilling
Report: AWOOOOOOHHHHAHAHHH
Aax: Hey, what’s the name of the guy who lives down the hall?
Rae: His cats' names are Walter and Rose.
Aax: That's not what I asked.
Rae: That is all the information I have.
Sherbert, pointing at the Warden: Look at that face. That is a face only a mother could love.
Also Sherbert: Lucky for him, he's got two of 'em
Fable: Well, your mother had an affair with my sister. She then ran away and ended up trapped by my sister, her mistress.
Sherbert: God dumped me at the altar and took our son.
Rae: I'm in a loving and healthy relationship with two men!
Isla pulled two gods. Rae pulled two men, Sherbert ended up dumped by a god.
Guess who got which genes.
Centross:”They forgot the part where they left Charles at my house as a peace offering because they didn’t want him”
Sherbert:”I mean you did take him-“
Centross:”and I also threw him at your head”
Rae:”how did you become friends with centross”
Sherbert:”I don’t know I just remember him yelling at me because I made a bigger farm than his and then just annoying him”
Rae:”that…that makes so much sense for you two-“
Rae: You’re my best friend, I would do anything for you.
Centross: I want you to eat 3 meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
Rae: Absolutely not.
Rae: Anything else? Sure. That? No
Enderian: despite his horrid mind. This man is behaving well. His reward is his kids. He can now see his kids for up to an hour.
Fable: *sitting with Rae fixing his tie and sherb talking with him*
Centross: Rae, my old friend!
Rae: I think you tried to unalive me at some point.
Centross: That was obviously just my way of getting to know you.
based on a headcanon posted by <@840342409984606259>
Ulysses : "SHOES ARE DUMB! ALL MY HOMIES HATE SHOES"
(I genuinely don't know why discord set the @ from caster to cast /g)
Totally not based on current events or anything but I present:
Rae: Sherb get inside the sky is *green* and the trees are sideways
Sherbert: **eldtrich horror noise** the tornado I’m getting ice cream
Centross, from the other room: Can you get me a milkshake pls
Wolf:Ok Juno listen LISTEN YOUR NOT LISTENING
*Juno eating the uno cards*
Centross:Wolf my love! They won't play they just eat the cards
Wolf:I can try!!!
Enderian: how dare rae chose his friends over me it's "blood is thicker than water" I'm his mom
Isla: actually it's "the blood of the convenient is thicker than the water of the womb"
Enderian: your not helping
Fable: I mean she's right
Enderian: how in the world-
Sherbert: true she is right
Enderian: how are you two here-
Athena: true true
Enderian: 🤨🤨 you know what Im not going to ask questions
Rae: *muttering to the aura’s about notes while reading said notes*
Caspian: *staring lovestruck* i’m gonna marry that man
Rae: huh? What did you say cas?
Caspian: I said I had a plan
Aax: : "wheeeeeee"
Caspian: "Why are you spinning Aax in the display dryer?!"
Rae: "Because..."
Caspian: "WE ARE IN A HOME DEPOT THIS IS NOT WHAT YOU DO HERE!"
Athena, in another one: WHEEEEEEEEE
Caspian: NOOOOOO
Fable: you've walked past like 4 eggs kiddo.
Sherb: WHERE!?
Fable: bit to the right
Sherb: I DONT KNOW MY RIGHT
Rae, holding his basket: sib! I help!
Fable: Rae you've missed one just ahead of you
Rae: *turns 180° and walks that way*
Fable: that's my boy.
Sherb: *picks him up and put him the right way* this way broter
Rae: :00 egg, mouf, om
Isla: that's yours
Fable: not quite, still mine though
*lil!Sherb trying to find eggs*
*lil!Rae walks up with basket full of eggs*
lil!Sherb: :OO how
lil!Rae: magic
lil!Sherb: dad dad Rae said he can do magic is that true?
Fable: yes.
lil!Sherb: can i do magic?
Fable: no. only Rae.
lil!Sherb *walks away kinda sad*
Isla: FABLE WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT
Quixis: *plants 6 more eggs in their basket*
Lil!sherb: :OO IM MAGIC
Lil!Rae: *looking in his basket* No fair! I didn’t get any!
Enderian: *plops 4 more into his*
Lil!rae: :OOOO HOW?!?!
Lil!Rae: sib! Am magic!
Lil!sherb: :OOOO SO AM I
lil!Will *in the back ground with thousands of eggs just sitting there living his best life* /hj
Lil!Rae; *counting* wait why do you have more than me!
Lil!Sherb: *takes one from theirs and puts it in Rae’s basket* we have the same
Lil!rae: Mr. Fable! Mom! Look! We got more eggs from our magic powers!
Isla: Good Job!.. *Extremely confused*
Fable: Oh? Yeah? Um.
Fable:”Rae have you seen your brother-?”
Isla:”you lost our child?!”
Lil!Rae:”uppies” *points up*
Fable and Isla:*looks up*
Lil!Sherb:*asleep in a tree*
Fable:”HOW THEY WERE NEXT TO ME TWO MINUTES AGO-“
Isla: who- wha-
Enderian: I took care of it.
Quixis: ⍩⌘ ⍋⌇⍋ ⌇ (so did I)
Isla: Fable, shut up.
S1!Centross:*pre-holding enderians favour over sherbs head* “RESPECT-“
Corrupt!Sherb:”David shut up”
Centross:”Fine” *plays angry birds while sherbs. Threatening rae*
