*Ghaae skipping stones on lake*
Rae: It’s such a beautiful evening.
Aax, whispering: Take that you stupid lake
Caspian: *trying to hold back his laughter*
--
Sherbert: Jail is no fun. I’ll tell you that much.
Rae: Oh, you’ve been?
Sherbert: Once. In Monopoly.
--
*Sherbert and Rae are doing something absurdly dangerous*
Sherbert: I think Houdini did something like this once! Why, if I recall correctly, he was out of the hospital in no time!
Rae, deadpan: Well that's encouraging.
--
Rae: It’s dark in here
Caspian: Don’t worry dude I got this
Caspian: *Stomps their feet*
Caspian: *Skechers light up*
--
Rae, checking on Caspian: How would you rate how you're feeling?
Caspian: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.
--
Sherbert: *Walking in to a room* Sorry I’m late... I was... doing things.
*Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*
Rae: *Out of breath* THEY PUSHED ME DOWN THE FRICKIN’ STAIRS!
--
Rae: Is something burning?
Caspian: Just my love for you.
Rae: Caspian how much did you set on fire?
--
Rae: Sherbert...
Sherbert: Oh no, 'Sherbert in b-flat.
Sherbert: You're disappointed.
--
Sherbert: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.
Rae: Sherbert, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.
--
Sherbert: Don’t worry, I know exactly what I’m doing. Everything is going to be fine!
Rae: How can you still say that?
Sherbert: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have.
--
Caspian: How's the sexiest person here~?
Rae: I don't know, how are they~?
Caspian, flustered: I-
Aax, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!
--
Rae: What do you think Sherbert will do for a distraction?
Athena: They’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do.
*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*
Athena: ... or they could do that.
--
Athena: You have to apologize to Rae
Sherbert: Fine.
Sherbert: 'Unscrew you' or whatever.
