Enderian: So… I’ve seen you’ve been spending a lot of time with Perix recently.
Epros: No, Enderian, it's not what it looks like, I swear.
Enderian: Oh really? So no reason for me to be jealous?
Epros: No! You’re the only one for me.
Enderian: Is that so?
Epros: I promise! Perix and I are just dating, okay? They’re my partner.
Enderian: So there are no best-friends-feelings involved?
Epros: You are still my one and only best friend! They’re just the love of my life, nothing more!
Enderian: But I’m still the platonic love of your life, right?
Epros: Of course bro!
Enderian: Bro...
Perix: What the-
