Minecraft Adventure

Real Bodies

I rolled over and opened my eyes. Man that was a long journey. I looked at the clock on the wall, noon. "Already?" I asked to myself in despair. I got ready to sit up in my bed when I realized something was different. I ever so slowly looked down at my hands and was taken back in shock. I quickly turned to the window and looked at my reflection. "HO-LY CRAP...... Guys! Wake up you've got to see this!" I yelled slamming open my door.

"What!? What!? Are we under attack!?" Yelled Steve as he bust through his door half asleep.

"Obviously not idiot," Josh said yawning as he walked out of his room. "Wh-" Josh started to ask before his eyes widened. "No way," He said looking down at his hands.

"We got our real bodies back!" I yelled flexing my muscles. Josh started praising to the high heavens. Steve was in total shock.

"I can fap," he whispered. Both me and Josh stopped and looked at him. He slowly fell to his knees and looked up at the ceiling. "I can fap," He said again a little louder. "I CAN FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!!" He screamed at the top of his lungs. I stood there and watched.

Josh ran and jumped out the open window screaming, "I can't take it! Somebody kill him again!" A line of text appeared in the corner of our vision reading, "Josh killed himself with fall damage."

We spent most of the day happily enjoying what it felt like to be normal looking again. We made sure not to let Steve have any time alone. A little bit before the sun went down, I saw a bird come rushing towards us. Steve and Josh who were still messing around behind me didn't seem to take notice. I extended my arm to the bird and took the letter off of its back it was carrying. All the happiness and previous good emotions were gone.

"Guys get ready for war." I said to the two of them behind me. They both looked at me.

"What do you mean?" Josh asked.

"Napal is under siege by an army of zombies, spider jockeys, endermen, witches, creepers, and skeletons. This is a call for help." This shook their lightheartedness right off.

"How many?" Steve asked me already grabbing his gear.

"Over 1000 enemies and counting," I said strapping on my armor and swords.

"Grab these potions and enderpearls, Mike. You know how to use them best," Josh said handing me the items.

"Steve let me see your bow for a second," I said to Steve taking out an enderpearl and sticking it to the tip of the arrow. He handed me the bow and I shot an arrow in the direction of Napal. With his upgraded bow it will be able to reach the town. *Poof* I was gone.