Murder Drones Stories/Oneshots

Peace in Your Violence (Reader x Uzi x N)

Requested by @MrMeows6 
Platonic N x Uzi x Reader (kinda hinted N x Uzi romantically)
Not written by me, but a friend (you know who you are, so thank you for writing this beautiful oneshot <3)
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The sound of a harsh snow storm raged on outside, N and Uzi sitting huddled in the chairs of the landing pod. Uzi was spinning in the chair, trying to distract herself from the sounds of the storm, while N was constantly staring at the exit to the pod. He had a nagging urge to go out into the storm, almost as if something was calling to him. He got up and made his way towards the exit, "Hey Uzi, do you think it'd be safe for us to go out in this storm?" 

Uzi stopped spinning for a moment to look at N, "Yeah, I don't see why it wouldn't be, but why do you want to go outside?"

N stood and thought for a moment, he couldn't find a clear reason why, but he needed to go outside. "Uhh, because I'm getting bored of sitting in here?" His tone was questionable, but Uzi was more excited to finally go and do something. She jumped out of her chair, grabbing her raygun before heading over to the door with N. 

 She reached out, grabbing the door handle, "Well, you ready to get out of here?" N looked down at her, and used his "signature smile" with a thumbs up. Once the handle went down, the door flung open, taking Uzi with it. 

"AH UZI ARE YOU OKAY?" N rushed over to her, making sure that she wasn't hurt at all. A blush displayed on Uzi's visor, 

"Yeah yeah, I'm fine." She got up, brushing off any snow that was stuck on her, and started walking. 

 Neither of the drones had any clue where they were going but, N still felt like he was being pulled towards a specific spot. With no prior warning, N grabbed Uzi and started flying, he could feel the pull to it.

"WOAH N PUT ME DOWN WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" Uzi screamed out, clutching on to N so she wouldn't fall down to the ground. He didn't respond, he had no need to, he spotted it. A human, laying on the ground, slowly getting covered by snow. N dived towards the ground, stopping himself right before he crashed, sending snow flying around him. 

Uzi jumped down, getting ready to scold N for flying off, but then she noticed the human, "Wait... Did you know this was here?" She backed up a bit, reaching for her gun holstered on her back. 

 N shook his head, "No, well not entirely, I don't know why, but I was attracted to this spot." Uzi sighed, crouching down to poke at the unconscious person. The feeling of something poking at their side awoke the person. As the person started to stir, both drones jumped back, Uzi aiming her gun and N standing on "attack mode". 

 "Huhh, where am I?" The coarse voice broke the silence between everyone. As the person stood up both drones backed away more, "Hey, what are y'all, drones? I haven't seen many drones before." N and Uzi shared a glance with each other to then return back to looking at the human. 

"Well, you're on the planet Copper9, yes we're drones, I'm specifically a Murder drone, Serial Designation N, and Uzi here is a worker drone." N lowered his guard, deeming the human as no threat. Uzi gave him a sharp look, only for her to turn and ask a question of her own, "Well then you know who we are, so who are you?"

"Oh my apologies, I should have introduced myself, well my name is (Y/n), nice to meet you!" the human, (Y/n) happily smiled at the two drones. Uzi finally gave in and lowered her gun, looking up at N, confused as to what to do next. To her surprise N was giving her almost the exact same look, causing her to deadpan at him. (Y/n) kept looking back and forth between the two drones, softly chuckling at the mutual confusion between them. Their heads snapped back to (Y/n), Uzi gaining a scowl while N still looked just as confused. 

"What are you laughing at?" N asked, hesitation lacing in his words. (Y/n) looked him in the eyes and shook their head. 

Uzi grabbed both N and (Y/n) by the wrists, dragging them as she started walking back to the pod. "I suggest y'all start walking with me before I leave you to freeze." Uzi scoffs and lets them go. Both of them fall face first into the snow-covered ground, then they scramble to get up and chase after Uzi. 

On the way back to the pod, N rambled on about his and Uzi's plans to repair the pod and fly away from Copper9. Every now and then, Uzi put her own input in on the conversation, but she was relatively reserved when it came to information sharing with a human. (Y/n) didn't speak much, they just took in all the information they could to try to help the two drones. They may not have known the drones for long, but they were the ones who saved them so there was a favor needed to be returned. 

The pod came into view, Uzi sprinted off towards the door and N came running after her. (Y/n) slightly jogged behind them, trying not to fall into the heaps of snow. Everyone was crammed into the pod, Uzi observing in the corner as N proceeded to show (Y/n) every little part of the pod.

After everything, (Y/n) flopped into the captain's chair and started to fiddle with the buttons on the console. The sound of machinery came whizzing to life, causing the drones to flinch and for (Y/n) to inch closer to the console. 

(Y/n) turned around in the chair, "Well I think I found the reason why you haven't been able to get the pod running, the breakers were off." N and Uzi looked around the pod as screens upon screens started to turn on, the biggest screen right in the middle, holding just what they needed, a way to fix the pod. Many error messages were being shown and they were tended to immediately by (Y/n) and Uzi, sharing a bit of small talk here and there, while N went out and retrieved as many needed supplies that he could. 

A few days of fixing and preparing later, the pod was fully functional and stocked with resources to last a month or two. Uzi smiled, proud of her and (Y/n)'s hard work, "Y'know I underestimated you, we make a pretty good team." Unknowingly, Uzi just made (Y/n) extremely happy, they were under the impression that Uzi was only working with them because she had to, but now, there was something bigger than that. 

N came and pulled both of them into a hug, "Oh we did it! We really did it!" Uzi and (Y/n) smiled at him. Group hugs weren't a thing that they did often but now was a great time for one. Hesitantly, they pulled away from the hug, going to sit down in the chairs and prepare for the long journey through space. As much as someone might think, it wasn't that boring, N kept telling his silly stories that he thought up in his head, making everyone laugh, Uzi talks about her "human domination plans" to N and (Y/n) while those two just look at each other trying not to laugh, (Y/n) shared their stories of what it was like being a human, the stories weren't always the brightest, but the two drones were never bothered by it, in fact they enjoyed listening to (Y/n)'s stories.

One of the last few nights on the pod was the greatest, everyone was happy and they named many planets and stars while passing by them. "Oooooo that stars' purple and pretty, we should name it Uzi!" N beamed, speaking with no filter. Uzi's face flushed as (Y/n) laughed at the obliviousness of N. 

"Hey N look at that one over there! It's yellow and suUper bright, just like you, I bet it should be called N!" (Y/n) called to N, he rushed over to look at the star and aggressively agreed with head bops. Uzi was watching the two name stars after their friends and people they knew, silently laughing at their idiocy. 

 "Okay you two idiots, we should get to sleep soon, tomorrow we arrive on the planet filled with humans." Uzi turned and motioned the two over to their shared bed. Surprisingly Uzi was okay with sharing a bed with them, every night was a big robo-flesh cuddle pile but everyone enjoyed it. N and (Y/n) rushed over to the bed, flopping down as quickly as they can. Laughter erupted from the room, everyone was truly just enjoying life, it might have only been the three of them, but it was manageable and fun. 

After getting comfortable, they just laid there in silence looking at the stars passing by them. Uzi finally broke the silence, asking a question that had been on both drones minds, "Hey (Y/n), how come you decided to help me and N?" 

(Y/n) laid there for a while, thinking about the answer. At first, they really didn't know why, maybe it was just that the drones piqued their curiosity, but that wasn't it. No, it was more than that, curiosity wouldn't lead to a month long space trip. Finally, (Y/n) had a proper answer, "Well, there isn't a full reason, but I guess I just found peace in your violence."