Ch. 5: Roll The Dice BLOOPERS

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LIGHTS!

CAMERA!

ACTION!

*BEEP*

Y/N: "Hey guys! Welcome to another blooper reel! The Author has been super busy writing out words & paragraphs. & Yet she still seems to be functioning well despite losing some sleep hours. I wonder how she does it..." 🤔

Author-chan: *shouts off screen* "I LIE TO MYSELF EVERY MORNING!!" ;-;

Y/N: "Ah...right. How do I cut that part out?"

*BEEP*

King Dice: "So basically I get some screen time but I don't get any when I'm calling my boss?"

Author-chan: "Kinda defeats the point of having Y/N there in the first place. It's not exactly a King Dice X Reader, ya know? There are plenty of those in the sea of the internet."

King Dice: "Then do you take requests? No wait! What about King Dice X Demon reader?"

Author-chan: "I am NOT rewriting that in the Cuphead Show book! This project is already too much to deal with!"

King Dice: "But the fans love me. Especially some in the Cuphead Show as well. They can't resist my voice, even you."

Author-chan: *groan* "I show no interest in a man whose head is literally a square."

King Dice: "Technically, a cube."

Author-chan: "Let's roll this scene people!!"

*BEEP*

*the tire rolls away but then rolls back into frame*

Author-chan: "Ok, who moved that back?"

E.K.: "Me! I'm not letting these kids roll away with my lucky tire again."

Author-chan: "Buuuut I need it to roll away again for this chapter to continue. Besides, it'll roll back to your home safe & sound."

Y/N: "I thought it just bounced away after it hit-" *gets mouth covered by Cuphead's hand* "Mmph!!"

Author-chan: "Cut!"

*BEEP*

Y/N: "Hey Mugsy, ever get that feeling that this show seems... suspicious?" *Nudges Mugs' elbow* "Uh... Mugs?" *Turns to see him snoring*

Author-chan: "Did he stay up late again?"

Y/N: "Yeah." 😐

Author-chan: "Cut!"

TAKE 2

Y/N: "Hey Mugsy, ever get the feeling-" *loud crunching interrupts her mid sentence* "The feeling that someone missed lunch break?" 😑

Mugman: "What? I was starving ok?"

Author-chan: "Cut!"

TAKE 3

Y/N: "Hey Mugsy, ever get the feeling that this show seems... suspicious?"

Toon: "Mugsy? Who in the wide world is that?"

Y/N: "Eh!?" *Turns to see a random toon sitting next to her*

Author-chan: "What the!?" *Turns the camera to see Mugs sitting in another chair* "Mugman, why are you in that chair?"

Mugman: "Uh...because I want to get a better view?"

Author-chan: "Cut! & Go back to your original seat!"

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