LIGHTS!
CAMERA!
ACTION!
*BEEP*
Author-chan: "Ah...the night." *Focuses the view on the night stars* "A universe beyond our own... Many stars miles away... An unknown territory of space... Who knows what lies beyond our planet?"
Y/N: "Author-chan! This isn't some documentary!"
Author-chan: "Aw man... I was hoping I could show these readers some star alignments. Each one tells a different story, you know?"
Everest: "Guess what? No one cares about that. They only came to see Y/N and Cuphead smooching their butts off."
Y/N: *groans* "Why did you put it like that?"
Author-chan: "Oooh, that gave me an idea~."
Y/N: "I swear to God if you catch us making out, I'm breaking your camera again!"
Author-chan: *author evil laugh* "Don't bet on that." >:3
*BEEP*
Author-chan: "Alright guys, I'm gonna find the main cast in this very forest. Why? Because it's past their break time." *hears giggling from a bush* "Oh, oh, shh! I think I found them." *Moves near the bushes* "Ooooo, I think they're having fun~. Maybe they're making out."
Y/N: "COULD YOU NOT!?" *pops out of the bushes, looking pissed*
Cuphead: "Yeah! We're trying to gather flowers to decorate our home!"
Author-chan: "Oh shit-!"
*BEEP*
Author-chan: "Okay, action." *Carries on filming until Cuphead wakes up with a shout*
Cuphead: "AAAH! I ain't too-" *hits head on the bunk bed* "Ow!"
Author-chan: "Cut! You really should work on that. We need you to either roll out of bed from your nightmare or just straight sit.up out of bed."
Cuphead: "Oh yeah? I don't see you sleeping on a bunk bed that can easily hit your head."
Author-chan: "I had one with my family, fun fact. But I think we got rid of it."
*Take 2*
Author-chan: "Take two. Action!"
Cuphead: "Aah! I ain't too worried about it!" *Falls out of bed and waits for Mugman to say his line. But nothing happens* "Uh...you're supposed to say the line, Mugsy."
Author-chan: *moves up the camera to see Mugman still sleeping but with earplugs on* "Typical. Also, how is he wearing that? He doesn't have ears. Does he???" *Points camera at Cuphead*
Cuphead: *shrugs* "It's a cartoon chapter you're doing. Who needs logic?"
Author-chan: "Fair enough."
*BEEP*
Devil: "Hmm..." *Looks himself in the mirror then puts on a magic disguise* "No." *tries on another* "No." *Tried on another* "Too bland." *Tried on another* "No! Ugh!" *Erupts in flames* "Why must finding the right disguise be so hard nowadays!?" *Fires a fireball at the mirror but it is reflected off of the mirror. He ducks and sees it burned the tree behind him* "I'm not fixing that."
*BEEP*
Author-chan: *looks around to make sure no one was around. "Finally, my break time. I'm sure it won't hurt to sing a bit." *Gets out the phone, puts up a song while wearing headphones and sings a somber melody in the night. While singing, she moves off the screen, getting absorbed into the song*
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Behind The Scenes, Bloopers and Side Stories
RandomSome extra content I decided to make. Also may contain side stories of the Cuphead Show itself as well. Enjoy the funny and chaotic stuff here! 📷📽️📹🎥 Warning⚠️: May contain foul language, cruel sense of humor and violence.
