LIGHTS!
CAMERA!
ACTION!
*BEEP*
Author-chan: "Caw...caw...caw! Sound seems to be good but the angle is not right. Maybe I should-" *camera falls down more* "Nope, that's not right."
Y/N: "C'mon, Author, how long does it take to set up a camera?"
Author-chan: "Says the one who destroyed plenty enough to drain my wallet."
Y/N: "Hehe, no regrets."
*BEEP*
Author-chan: *films the sun* "God, can the shine be any brighter? It's hurting my eyes."
Cuphead: "Are that much of a night person?"
Author-chan: "I prefer early mornings. The less people, the better."
Mugman: "But doesn't it get boring without someone to talk to during the early morning?"
Author-chan: "Yeah but not for my online friends." *Shows them her phone to the camera with a smile* "I've been on Twitter much longer than you think."
Cuphead: "What's a Twitter?" *Looks more confused*
Mugman: "And you're a phone addict?" *Looks unamused*
Author-chan: "Yes but you guys get addicted to soap opera too, ya know? Getting drawn in by so many twists and turns."
C & M: "Touche."
*BEEP*
Author-chan: "Look at how huge the ocean is!" *Points the camera to the ocean* "I wonder how many sea creatures live under there. Let's find out!!"
*Author-chan gets her lunch sandwich from the cooler and runs all the way out to the shore. She threw her sandwich in the sea, making a tiny splash*
Author-chan: "Show yourself, sea beast!"
Y/N: "Author, did you literally throw your lunch into the sea?"
Everest: "Seems like a dumb thing to do."
Author-chan: "I'm trying to attract a sea beast."
Y/N: "Um...I don't mean to disappoint you but you do know it's a myth, right?"
Author-chan: "But we're in a world where anything is possible! Magic, talking cups, living flowers & a demon that takes souls!"
Y/N: "Well, yeah, but..." *She goes silent as her eyes widen in fear*
Author-chan: "What? Why are you looking at me like that?" *Turns the camera around to see Cala Maria rising up from the ocean* "WHAT IN THE GOOD LORD-!?"
*BEEP*
Author-chan: "Okay, this is the part where the Devil tries to take your soul but you get shocked by the sweater."
*Everyone nods, knowing their lines and timing*
Author-chan: "Okay! Places everyone!" *She watches everyone get into place* "Light, camera, action!"
Devil: *appears next to the brothers* "Your soul is mine!" *He reaches after Cuphead and waits for the pain to come...but nothing happened*
*Everyone gets confused by this*
Devil: "I said...Your soul is mine!" *He tries again but nothing happens*
Author-chan: "Okay, cut!" *Focuses camera on Cuphead* "Cuphead, where's your invisible sweater?"
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Behind The Scenes, Bloopers and Side Stories
RandomSome extra content I decided to make. Also may contain side stories of the Cuphead Show itself as well. Enjoy the funny and chaotic stuff here! 📷📽️📹🎥 Warning⚠️: May contain foul language, cruel sense of humor and violence.
